got off the bus, he turned back to the driver. âWhat a jerk!â he called out.
The driver didnât say anything, but even from where I was sitting, I noticed how his cheek twitched.
Someone slid open a window at the back of the bus. âHey, Jake!â a voice called, and then whoever it was threw Jake their bus pass.
Three seconds later, Jake was back. âI found it,â he said, grinning as he flashed the pass at the driver.
âLet me have a look at that picture,â the driver said.
But Jake was already lost in the crowd. I couldnât see him, but I could hear him high-fiving the guy whoâd lent him his bus pass. âYouâre my man, Pierre,â Jake said.
Maybe it was the heat from so many bodies, but the egg smell was getting worse. Some kids at the back were hurling pieces of scrunched-up paper. One hit the girl next to me. The name Valerie was engraved on her bracelet. âOww!!â she said, extra loud because she was talking over her Mp3 player.
âCut it out!â the driver shouted. He might have said it again, but I couldnât tell for sure over all the noise.
In a weird way, I was having fun. When some of the kids around me started laughing, I laughed too. I reached for the ball of paper that had landed on the floor and threw it as hard as I could toward the back of the bus.
âHey, new guy!â a voice called. âYou pitch like a girl!â
I bristled. It was my own fault; Iâd called attention to myself.
I knew whatever I did next was important. This was what my mom would call a defining moment. She says life is all about defining moments, only most people miss them. Theyâre too busy doing other stuff.
I knew if I acted embarrassed or afraid, the kids at the back would peg me as a loser. If I could come up with a smart comeback, Iâd be saved. But there was too much pressure. I couldnât think of anything smart to say.
I felt Sandeep Singhâs eyes on me, waiting to see what Iâd do next.
So I did the only thing I could to save myself.
I turned to Sandeep. âWhat are you looking at, raghead?â I asked in a loud voice. Sandeep squirmed, but the kids at the back cracked up. At least the pressure was off me.
As the bus turned onto Côte-Vertu Boulevard, I remembered our scienceteacher said weâd be studying Charles Darwinâs theory of natural selection this year. She told us how Darwin believed only the fittest creatures survive.
Darwin was onto something. A kidâs got to be fit to survive the 121 Express.
chapter two
I heard the vice principalâs high heels clicking down the hallway before I saw her. âGood luck on curbside duty today, Andrew,â she told Mr. Adams when she passed him. Then she lowered her voice and added, âThe monsters are always at their worst on the Friday before a long weekend.â
Mr. Adams groaned. âThanks for the heads up.â But the vice principal didnât hear him. Her heels were already clicking outthe side door. I guess she was as happy to leave school as the rest of us.
Monday was a day offâwhich meant we had three free days in a row. We had a bit of homework, but nothing that couldnât get done on Monday night. And though it was only week three of school, Iâd made some friends. Guys like Jake and Pierre from the back of the bus.
Iâd had to cause a bit of trouble to get in with them, but it was worth it. The first thing I did was stick a wad of pink chewing gum on the bus driverâs seat. When he got up to stretch his legs, it looked like he had a long pink tail. The guys thought that was pretty funny.
Then last week, I brought along a water pistol Iâd filled with 7-Up and squirted a couple of the nerdy girls. You should have heard them shriek. This one Asian girl, Jewel Chu, was jumping up and down she was so angry. âIâm going to send you my dry cleaning bill!â she said. But I just