laughed.
And yesterday, I insulted an old ladyâs car when she pulled up next to the bus.âYour clunkerâs got more rust than metal on it!â I yelled out the window. When the old lady turned her head, I realized it was Mrs. Gibbs, my old kindergarten teacher. I ducked so she wouldnât notice me.
Today, when the bell rang at three, the mood at the bus lineup was extra crazy. Kelly and her friends were dancing, and Pierre punched one of the nerds in the stomach. The kid was lying on the ground moaning, but he stopped when Mr. Adams walked by.
âEverything okay?â Mr. Adams asked as he helped the kid up from the sidewalk. âYou look a little winded.â
âYup, everythingâs fine.â
When the bus doors opened, we stampeded past Mr. Adams, who was standing at the curb, shaking his head. This time Pierre couldnât find his bus pass, so the two of us pushed our way in through the back doors.
I saw the bus driver eyeing us in his rearview mirror. It was a cool September day, but his forehead was sweaty. âHey,hey,â he called out, but nobody paid any attention.
When Jake raised his lighter in the air, I took mine out too. We all had lighters, even if we didnât smoke. We liked snapping them. The driver couldnât take the soundâand he was probably afraid we were going to set fire to his precious bus.
âLook!â someone called out from the front of the bus. âThe driverâs cheek is twitching double-time!â
Soon all of us at the back were snapping our lighters. Then Kelly and her friends started pulling on the yellow cord that makes the bell ring. Between the snapping and the ringing, it was like a bad concert. Everyone was laughing. Even old Sandeep Singh.
Everyone, that is, except the bus driver. When he swerved around this Subaru wagon, so close he nearly took off the sideview mirror, I thought he was losing it.
âHey, man, I think itâs time for some driving lessons!â Jake called out.
âYeah, what are you trying to doâkill us?â Kelly shrieked.
The driverâs back was straight as a stick. I could tell he was trying to focus on the road. Then, with no warning at all, he pulled over to the side of Côte-Vertu Boulevard and turned on the emergency lights. Their steady tick-tick echoed like a clock inside the bus.
Other drivers honked for us to get out of their way. But instead the driver put the engine into neutral and rose from his seat.
Except for the ticking, the bus was dead quiet.
The driver ran his fingers through his gray hair. âYou kids are in a big hurry to start your weekend, right?â
âWe sure are,â Jake called out. âSo you driving us to the metro, or what?â
The driver just stood there, staring at us. His belly hung over his pants like a spare tire, and he was breathing hard. âIâm not driving you nowhere unless you cut out your nonsense. No lighters, no bells. No nothing. Got that?â He practically spit out the words.
The nerds all nodded. But the driverknew their word wasnât good enough. âWhat about you guys at the back?â
Jake stood up and walked to the center of the bus so he was facing the driver. Everyoneâs eyes were on Jake. A couple of girls at the front of the bus twittered.
âSure thing,â Jake said.
The driver waddled back to his seat. When Jake turned around, he gave us a wink. We all knew that meant Trouble. With a capital T.
chapter three
If youâre looking for a soccer ball, chances are Pierreâs got one. Today the ball was between his knees. Pierre was using it to exercise his quads.
All Jake had to do was point. Pierre released the ball. Then he tossed it up in the air and used the top of his head to butt it over to Jake.
Jake yelped as he head-butted the ball halfway down the bus.
âKeep it going!â voices shouted.
âYouâd better watch it!â Jewel Chu said.
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Madeleine Urban ; Abigail Roux