anything.â
âWeâre related to Gran, thatâs why.â
âMr. Whiting doesnât know that,â said Margaret. âWeâll tell him a grouchy old lady we never saw before made us deliver it.â
âAnd then weâll run?â
But they didnât have time to do anything. Before they even got to the door, it was flung open wide and a shrill voice shouted, âGet lost!â
Chapter 7
âNow, now, Rolly, mind your manners.â Mr. Whiting reached up and smoothed the feathers of the large gray bird on his shoulder. âThatâs no way to greet our visitors.â
He wasnât at all what Margaret had expected. He was wearing a pale gray cardigan, a bow tie, and slippers. His thin white hair was slicked back from his face, and his curly eyebrows stuck out over his gentle eyes like wings. This was the mean, horrible Mr. Whiting?
âWeâre not visiting,â she said. She held out Granâs letter. âWe came to bring you this.â
âIs that a parrot?â said Roy. He looked as if he had dropped any idea of fleeing, and was gazing up at Mr. Whitingâs bird admiringly. âIâve always wanted a parrot.â
âRolly is a cockatiel,â said Mr. Whiting. He held Granâs letter in the air and squinted. âHow nice. A letter from Mrs. Mack. At long last.â
âHow do you know who itâs from?â said Margaret.
âI have to confess, I saw you coming,â he said. He held up the binoculars that were hanging around his neck on a cord.
Margaretâs eyes widened in shock. âYou were spying on us!â she said indignantly.
âActually, I was watching a flock of warblers,â said Mr. Whiting. âBut I did catch you in my sight,
âº
yes.
âSpyingâs sneaky,â she said.
âIn this case, it was strictly by accident, I assure you. I didnât mean to be sneaky. Just as Iâm sure you didnât mean to litter when you threw your half-eaten Popsicle over your shoulder onto my lawn.â
When Margaretâs face fell, Mr. Whiting laughed gleefully. His laugh was almost as shocking as his spying. Mr. Whiting wasnât mean, he was sweet.
âYour sisterâs very fierce, isnât she?â he said to Roy.
âHeâs not my brother, heâs my cousin,â said Margaret. âAnd youâre being mean to our grandmother.â
âMean to your grandmother?â said Mr. Whiting. âWhy, we havenât even met. I knocked on her door two or three times, but she wasnât in, and she never attends our monthly Steering Committee meetings. How on earth have I been mean to her?â
âYou sent her mean letters about your dumb old rules.â
âBut my dear young lady,â he said. âThose were
form
letters. We send them to all the new residents when they seem to be doing something in violation of our rules. Surely, your grandmother doesnât think theyâre
my
rules.
âTell them, Rolly,â he said, turning to the bird and scratching its chest with his finger. âTell them what a nice man I am.â
âCome in! Come in!â Rolly shrieked. He stretched up to his full length and ruffled his feathers, as if preparing for liftoff.
âDoes he bite?â said Roy.
âAbsolutely not,â said Mr. Whiting. âAnd neither do I. Rollyâs rightâcome in. We need to clear this thing up.â
âNo, thank you,â said Margaret. âWe have to go.â
âNonsense. Roy wants to see my goldfish pond and my Siamese fighting fish.â He looked at Roy and winked. âDonât you, Roy?â
âOh, yes, please,â said Roy. He slipped eagerly into Mr. Whitingâs hall before Margaret could stop him. âSiamese fighting fish are beautiful.â
âRoy,â
she said meaningfully, but it was no use. He was already trotting down the hall behind Mr. Whiting like an