she could show it to our science teacher, Mrs. Fenimore. Now, I ask, how on earth could someone who has no issue with seventeen thousand twitching spider legs be freaked out by one small, innocent metal eyelash curler?
However.
Tomboy Vi caring about curled eyelashes is majorly exciting. Sheâs like a tiny doe and Iâm holding out my palm full of yummy deer food. (I have no actual idea what baby deer eat, so weâre gonna go with generic deer food here.) But I know I have to stand extra perfectly still so I donât scare her away.
âSuuuuuuuure, Vi,â I drawl gently. âAnytime you want. Maybe before your soccer game this Friday?â
âBefore my . . . ? Why would I curl my lashes to play soccer, exactly?â
âMaybe since youâre on the team with all those cute boys? And, well, since Lance is starting forward?â I hold my breath, since bringing up Lance around Vi these days is kind of a no-no. Her eyes burn lasers into the floor, so I change the subject super fast. âYou never answered me before. Did you get it?â
Vi blinks and looks up. âRepeat: get what ?â she asks.
âThe invitation to my sleepover. I hand-delivered it to your meemawâs yesterday and left it on the back deck right outside the family-room door.â
Viâs head tilts to the side. âWas that the purple satiny thing? What was that? I thought it had blown in off the beach.â
I will not pout, I will not pout, I will not pout, I . . . âOff the beach?? Itâs a sleep mask. What would a sleep mask be doing on the beach?â I whine. Under my breath I mumble, âAnd it was lilac, not purple.â
âOh. Um, okay. Iâm really sorry, Becs.â
Vi does look sorry. Her eyes are all droopy. Hmm. Maybe I should catch a ride home with one of the high school kids at lunch so I can grab that eyelash curler sooner versus later. Happy eyelashes help droopy eyes sooo much!
I smile at Vi to show Iâm over it. âWell, I hope you brought it inside, because I wrote the details for my sleepover birthday party in marker on the back. Get it? Sleep mask for a sleepover? Not that Iâm ever, ever, ever gonna allow anyone to actually go to sleep, no matter how much Daddy begs us, but . . .â
Vi shakes her head. âBecs, weâve been talking about your sleepover for weeks now. Even Lauren rescheduled her dance-alone-in-her-room time to fit in your party. We donât exactly need written invitations.â
âWeâre party planners by profession now. We have a reputation to uphold. We canât skimp on our very own parties just because weâre in the biz, as they say.â
âThey? Whoâs âtheyâ?â Vi tugs on the zipper of my hoodie as she grins at me.
Iâm trying extra hard to think of a witty answer when someone shouts, âOh, gross, Hunter!â
Hunter Crestling rushes past, clutching his stomach. About three steps past us he bends in half and pukes all over the tiled hallway floor. âOh, grossâ is right. It smells worse than the fish cannery on a July day. Iâm so glad Iâm not a sympathetic puker, because the smell alone is enough to make someoneâ
Fingers curl into my forearm.
I turn and peer into Viâs face. Uh-oh.
Sheâs looking so green, no mere eyelash curler could save her looks right now. I forgot: Vi is totally a sympathetic puker, and by the way her lips are clenched, Iâm guessing her stomach is rolling worse than the waves at the beach.
âLetâs get you out of here,â I order, grabbing her backpack from the floor and turning her away from Hunter.
She nods weakly and allows me to pull her down the hall, but she stiffens and stops when we hear a singsong âOh, Mr. Allllllber-haaaaaasky! Your assistance is required in the seventh-grade corridor.â
Linney Marks.
Viâs face was bad before; itâs now
Simon Eliot, Jonathan Rose