Those photos were beautifulâbig Black Angus heads silhouetted against the blue sky.
Finally one day I decided to just lie down flat on my back and seewhat happened. They all came up to me and sniffed and licked and sniffed and licked. These were feedlot cattle who werenât tame.
When a cow comes up to explore you, itâs always the same. Theyâll stretch out their heads toward you and sniff you; thatâs always first. Then the tongue will reach out and just barely touch you, and as they get less afraid theyâll start licking you. Theyâll lick your hair and chew on it, and they like to lick and chew your boots, too. I usually donât let them lick me on my face because cattle have extremely rough tongues and I could get a scratched cornea, although I sometimes just close my eyes and let them go ahead. I donât mind if the tongue goes down my neck. Thatâs okay. And I let them lick my hands. I think they probably like the taste of the salt on your skin.
Sometimes Iâll kiss them on the nose.
I wasnât the only person to figure out that itâs perfectly safe to lie down in the middle of a bunch of thousand-pound untamed animals. In the 1970s there were a lot of Mexicans coming over the border to work in the feedlots, and when the Border Patrol came around the Mexicans would hide inside the corrals, with the cattle. Five guys would lie down on the ground with a hundred head of Brahman steers surrounding them. Brahmans are the big huge cattle with the hump on their back. Theyâre nice animals, as long as you treat them well, but theyâre scary-looking to anybody who doesnât know cattle, so the Border Patrol guys wouldnât dare go in those pens.
But it never came to that, because the Border Patrol people never saw any of the illegal workers lying underneath all those cattle. The Mexicans had to lie perfectly still, because if they moved the cattle would run and give them away. And, of course, that would have been really dangerous for the five guys lying on the ground. You donât want a thousand-pound Brahman steer and his ninety-nine friends stepping on you by accident when theyâre trying to get away. It sounds dangerous, but I donât remember a single person ever getting hurt.
The reason cattle will approach something novel under their own steam is that theyâre curious. All animals are curious; itâs built into their wiring. They have to be, because if they werenât theyâd have alot harder time finding what they need and avoiding what they donât need. Curiosity is the other side of caution. An animal has to have some drive to explore his environment in order to find food, water, mates, and shelter. People say curiosity killed the cat, and thatâs probably true; curiosity can get an animal into a lot of trouble. But an animal or a person can be too cautious, too. If youâre too cautious to explore things, you miss out on things you need.
Being too cautious might make you miss signs of danger, too. Animals and people need to avoid trouble before it happens, and one way to do that is to pick up on signs of danger and act on them now, instead of waiting until youâre face-to-face with a hungry wolf and then trying to get away. Curiosity drives an animal to explore its environment for signs of danger.
So it makes sense that a cow would voluntarily explore a yellow raincoat hanging on a fence but dig in his heels if you try to force him to walk past one. Since anything new could be dangerous, an animal wants a clear escape route before heâs going to poke his nose into something heâs never seen before. When heâs being forced through a one-way alley, thereâs no escape. So he refuses to move.
Â
You can use the exact same checklist with horses, too, partly because theyâre prey animals like cattle and partly because their lives and environments are pretty similar. Since I spend most of my