ever expect to get hardened to it, mind you, but sheâd managed to make a place for herself and her daughter in this world. Talking to her mother, however, always diminished any pride she might have built up in her triumphs.
Stop whining and call your mother.
Charlieâs mom lived in Boulder, where she worked as a professor of biologyârats and batsâat the University of Colorado. Where Charlie was born and her daughter conceived on the wrong side of a tombstone. Charlieâs greatest nightmare was that Edwina would move to Long Beach and the world would ask three generations of totally incompatible women to live in the same state.
Charlie loved her motherâshe just couldnât stand her.
âWell, it took you long enough.â It was as if Edwina had been sitting on top of the phone.
Iâve been busy, like, you know, dead people, crazy clients, midlist authors on a toot. âSo whatâs the problem now?â
ââSo whatâs the problem now?ââ her mother mimicked, and Charlie took a pillow off the bed to kick. âIâm the problem in this family, right?â
âEdwina? Iâm listening. But only through the next three words.â
Whoa, is that power talk?
Charlie couldnât believe sheâd said it either.
âThree words. Neverâ¦â and Charlieâs mother hung up.
Iâm going to kill that woman.
You are not, she merely followed your orders. You do not order your mother.
Charlie punched her motherâs number, determined not to begin the conversation with an apology. âIâm sorry. Whatâs wrong?â
âI donât know. How many words do I get?â
CHAPTER 9
âL ARRY SAYS P ITMANâS has given Reynelda another deadline extension, but this is it, and the book clubs are pissed because their schedules are shot to hell too,â Charlie told Richard Morse, who was splayed contentedly on the lounge chair next to that of the lovely Bradone. Bradone, a tad thick in the thigh, could be hiding some corrective-surgery scars under her one-piece, but the woman was firm and shapely for any age. Her houseboy probably doubled as a personal trainer.
Richard sagged some about a middle that had been lipoed at least once that Charlie knew, thanks to documented office gossip. But he looked pretty good compared to gray chest hair nearby. Didnât even bother to hide his hickey.
Richard roused himself enough to ask Charlie, âWhatâs your mother say? She knows this Goff woman better than anybody.â
Charlieâs mother had claimed on the phone to be on the verge of suicide because of hot flashes now that she couldnât have hormone-replacement therapy. Charlie had told her to sit in front of a fan in her office and to air-condition the house.
Edwina had hung up again. Charlie dialed again. Apologized again. Jeeshâyouâd think hot flashes were fatal.
âMy mother says Reynelda Goff is suffering from menopausal symptoms and has these panic attacks thatââ
âJesus Christ in a chorus line, is nothing safe from old women in menopause?â Richard sat up and whipped off his sunglasses. âWell, I mean, most broads donât make such a big deal of all that shit,â he added weakly when he noticed Bradone had whipped off her sunglasses too.
ââBroadsâ? I havenât heard that anachronism in years. You do mean shit like breast cancer,â Bradone McKinley said, far too politely. âIf she canât take hormonesââ
âNo, itâs my mom who had the breast cancer and canât take hormones,â Charlie said, coming to her bossâs defense. She must love her job. âReyneldaâs a neighbor of Edwinaâs whoââ
âWho wrote a book and got menopause,â Richard chimed in, but then he added disastrously, âWhy canât beautiful, young, sane women write books?â
âI expect they do.â