Chapter One
Itâs not like Iâve assigned myself the job of protector of the weak or anything. I just get tired of creeps at school harassing people who donât deserve it. I mean, a lot of things really piss me off. School in general pisses me off. And that includes the teachers. Most of them see me as a troublemaker, and I wouldnât want to have it any other way.
But there are some kids at school who are hard at work practicing to be the true scum of the earth. You know the type Iâm talking about. If youâre not the one being worked over in one way or another by these dorks, then you just turn the other way. We all know the drill. Donât get involved. Donât rat on anyone.
I just donât think it should work that way. Funny thing is, though, whenever I try to bring a little honesty into this crazy, screwed-up world, Iâm the one who gets his ass kicked in one form or another.
Take this for example.
During lunchtime awhile back, I was walking back to school after eating a not-so-great greasy hamburger and stale French fries. I was reminding myself that my friend Emily was right. I should give up that crap and become a vegetarian. I was almost back to school and anxious to get on with what looked to be a monumentally boring afternoon. Thatâs when I saw Liam and Craig harassing some old geezer carrying a couple of bags of groceries. The old guy was kind of bent over and walking funny. I donât know why I even noticed. I was across the street, and there was a lot of traffic, but it was like I had radar or something.
So I crossed over right away, ignoring the cars honking at me and the one idiot who had to screech to a halt so he didnât kill me. He shot me the finger, and I thumped smartly on the hood of his Lexus.
I felt a knot in my stomach (it could have been the greasy burger) as I walked up to Liam and Craig. I heard Liam shouting at the old guy, âCâmon, Iâm sure you have some spare cash you can lend us. You look like you have plenty.â You had to be there to hear the real nastiness in the way he said this.
The old guy just shook his head and tried to keep walking. But just then, Craig walked forward and put himself right in the way. The old man tried to walk around, but Craig had him covered again.
âCraig, you stupid piece of garbage,â I shouted. âLeave him alone!â
Craig looked at me like I had punched him in the face.
âLeave him alone,â I said again.
Liam gave me the once-over too, but then turned back to Mr. Groceries and said, âMaybe we can just make do with something in the bag. You got anything good in there?â Liam had his hand on the cloth grocery bag and was trying to reach inside. The old man was trying to pull away, and he mumbled something. Thatâs when I realized that here was an old dude who was a little out of it and probably downright scared of these two grunge mongers. Craig was blocking the manâs path, and Liam was still reaching into the bag. Iâd had enough.
âGet out of his way,â I yelled at Craig. And I grabbed Liam by the shoulder and was spinning him around. Liam looked shocked and angry.
âColin,â he said, âthis has nothing to do with you. Weâre just having a little fun.â
âLeave him alone,â I insisted. The old man was moving away now as Liam and Craig stood toe-to-toe with me. I wasnât sure what would happen next. I knew I could outrun them if I had to. But that wouldnât matter. Theyâd get me one way or the other. So I just stood my ground.
I was about to launch into one of my lectures. It was always the wrong thing to do.
But then I heard the outside bell at school across the street. The end of lunch hour. Liam gave me a dirty look, and he put his index finger in the air in front of my face. That said it all. This isnât over yet . He tapped Craig on the shoulder, and they sprinted across the street