he used both eyes, turning his head this way and that to focus one of them on me at a time, like a bird. âIf you were employed by his attorney, youâd know the answer to that question.â
âProbably. If I were working for Frankie Lymon Iâd know why fools fall in love, but like I said Iâm working for Boyette and right now I donât even know where the hell he is. A situation which if it goes on long enough and if I get tired enough of these here verbal gymnastics I will take to the cops. Hell, Iâm tired enough now. Stand aside.â
He took in air through his thin pale nose. When it came back out it made a noise like a teakettle.
âThis institution contracted with Mr. Boyette for his services as a consultant on historical manuscripts,â he said. âIt came to our attention that he had authenticated certain items which he knew to be forgeries. The inference was that he had conspired with the forgers to defraud the museum.â
âCame to your attention how?â
âMr. Boyette was not the only expert we consulted. The number of counterfeit manuscripts was too great to be a coincidence. In two cases particularly they were too obviousâcrude, reallyânot to have been identified as false by a scholar of his experience. The conclusion, that he was an accomplice in the fraud, was no less obvious.â
âWas the Hours of the Virgin one of the fakes?â
A crease appeared in the bleach-bottle forehead. âWhich one? There are many books of hours.â
âPlymouth. The dukeâs wedding present.â
The crease went away. âBalderdash.â
âDid you say balderdash?â
âI did. Poppycock.â
âBalderdash is plenty rich enough for me. Whatâs wrong with Plymouth?â
âThis institution has never been in possession of the Plymouth Virgin. If anyone were to offer it to us we should certainly denounce it and them. That manuscript was destroyed during the Reformation.â
âNot the Blitz?â
âIt hasnât existed for four hundred years.â
âWhat I saw looked real.â
âHow much do you know about illuminated manuscripts?â
âMy recent education has improved more than a hundred percent. Two days ago I didnât know one from Billy Graham.â I told him about the crab louse stuck in the ink.
âThat would be a matter for an entomologist to determine. As a layman Iâd guess the species hasnât changed much in four centuries.â He glowered at his wristwatch. Heâd been away from the cash register ten minutes. âIs there anything else?â
âJust one thing. When did you can Boyette, yesterday or today?â
âNeither. He hasnât worked here for well over six months.â
9
I smoked my cigarette down to the filter, regarding Mr. Ruddyâs long pallid exterior. He was wearing one of those toy ties that are supposed to make wearing them fun, all primary colors and whimsical patterns. This one had Egyptian pyramids. I ground out the butt against the side of a steel wastebasket and dropped it inside. It hadnât done anything for my congestion.
âHarold Boyette,â I said. âThirty, middle height, about twenty pounds over. Receding hair. Kissable lips.â
âThatâs an adequate description. I couldnât say about the lips.â
âI met him here in one of the galleries forty-eight hours ago. He said his office was being renovated and let us into a storeroom in the south wing. He had a key.â
The institutional mouth bent down at the corners. It was as kissable as a paper cut. âThatâs distressing. He was forced to surrender his keys before he left. He must have made copies. Dr. Angelo has his office now, his area is Chinese porcelains. I believe he had the lock changed when he moved in. That office has not been renovated in years.â
âOf course not. It was a dodge.â I recited