mentioned that one.
âHow can twenty people be hardly anybody? Twenty is at least eighteen people more than hardly anybody.â
âBut that one doesnât even count,â I said. âThey stuck around and argued with the police. Weâre not arguing with anybody, and weâre not sticking around.â
âThatâs
why
we have escape routes,â Oswald said. âItâs not like this is our first time.â
âWhere should we meet when this is over?â I asked.
âHead for Dundas Square and we can approximeet.â
âApproximeet?â Julia asked.
âIt means weâll meet in that approximate area and hook up by cell phone,â I explained.
âYou two even have your own special little language now?â
âNot just us,â I protested. âLots of people use that word. Thereâs almost a whole new language.â
âAnd what do you call it, Geek Speak?â
I ignored her taunt.
âLook, more people are starting to drift into the area,â Oswald said.
There were at least a dozen kids off to the side and another nine or ten wandering through the bedding section of the store.
âThey might not even be involved in this,â Julia said.
âYeah right, teenagers always look at bedding in stores.â
âEither way, you two better get going or youâll miss it,â Oswald said.
I looked at my watch. We had six minutes to get down the escalator and into position.
I pulled two whistles out of my pocket and handed one to Oswald.
âIâll start things off,â I said. âAnd you finish.â
âHow many minutes do you want?â
âThree...no, make it four.â
âWhy not five?â Julia asked.
âThe longer it goes on the more chance something might go wrong. You know, police might show up.â
She didnât look any happier with the idea than she had before. âHow about three minutes?â
âFour,â I said. âFour minutes. No more, no less.â
Oswald held his wrist close to mine. âLetâs synchronize our watches.â
Julia shook her head. âYou two really have been watching too many spy movies.â
We ignored her. âWhen I blow the whistle, just mark the spot on your watch and then go four minutes.â
âWhich is exactly how much time youtwo have to get down there,â Oswald said. âYou better get going.â
âCome on.â
We hurried toward the escalator and started down. As we traveled I pulled on my baseball cap. I aimed the bill forward. I was born in Aprilâan even month.
âDo you really think we should do this?â Julia asked.
âIf youâre too frightened, you donât have to do it.â
âIâm not frightened,â she protested. âI just donât get the point of it.â
âYou will. Just stop complaining.â
âHow do you even know that anybody is going to show up?â she asked.
âLook around. Itâs clear that some people have shown up. Itâs just a question of how many weâll get.â
âIt still only looks like a few to me.â
âYou donât know that. Youâll see.â Actually I was hoping that both of us would see. You could never tell with a flash mob. Some were amazing, fantastic, gigantic. Others were just amazing, fantastic, gigantic flops.
âI donât see them yet,â she said as we started across the floor of the store and headed toward the bedding section.
âYou wonât see them until it starts... thatâs the way it happens,â I explainedâ again hoping that would be the way it went down today.
âBut wouldnât they have arrived already?â
â
We
havenât even arrived yet,â I said. âThatâs the way it works. You have to get in and out at the exact time. If too many people hang around before it starts, it would give security a chance to be