chapter one
âWhat do you think?â I asked Oswald.
âSheâs wearing a baseball cap. She could be part of it.â
âLots of people wear baseball caps,â Julia said. âThat doesnât mean sheâs part of anythingâshe might just have
terrible
fashion sense.â
âWhich reminds me,â I said, âwhere is
your
cap?â
She smirked. âI forgot it...I guess that means that I wonât be able to particiââ
I whipped out a cap I had tucked away inside my jacket. The smirk on
her
face was replaced by the smirk on
my
face as I handed it to her.
âI donât know why I have to do this, Ian. How about if I just do the taping instead?â
âNope. Youâve been making fun of us for doing this, so you need to take part instead of just watching. Put on the cap.â
She took it from me and settled it on her head, trying not to disturb her hair. When had she become so concerned about her hair...and her clothes...and her makeup?
âWrong way,â I said.
âWhat do you mean?â
âYour birthday is in September,â I said.
âWhich is an odd month, not an even,â Oswald said. âYou have to put your cap on backward like mine.â
Before she could think or react or speak, I reached over and spun her cap around, deliberately smushing her hair in the process.
âLook, thereâs three people over there with baseball caps,â Oswald said.
âThree is good. Thirty would be better.â
The last thing I wanted was to fail. I wanted a crowd, not just to show Julia what it was like when it worked really well, but because I was more than just a participant this timeâI was the organizer.
âWhat time is it?â Julia asked.
I looked at my watch. âItâs ten forty-one.â
âSo itâs supposed to start in ten minutes.â
âTwelve minutes,â I said.
â
Exactly
twelve minutes,â Oswald said. âIt all starts at the stroke of ten fifty-three.â
âYeah right. You two make it sound like youâre planning an armed robbery.â
I looked at Oswald. âAn armed robbery might take less coordination than this,â I said. âWe better get into position. Are you going to tape from up here?â
âPerfect spot. Great view of the whole area and far enough away that nobody will even notice me.â He looked around. âAnd some nice escape routes.â
Julia suddenly looked uncomfortable. âEscape routes? Why would he need an escape route?â
âWe
all
need an escape route,â Oswald said.
âYou just stay close to me,â I said. âWherever I go, you go. Understand?â
âI understand that Iâm not letting you out of my sight, but that doesnât answer my question. Why do we need an escape route?â
âItâs just planning. If you fail to plan, you plan to fail.â
âGreat, youâre quoting fortune cookie slogans. Why do we need an escape route?â she repeated.
Persistence was one of her strengths.
âWell, sometimes, somebody might object to what weâre going to be doing.â
âAnd who might that somebody be?â she pressed.
âThe usual suspects,â Oswald said. âYou know, security guards, police.â
âPolice! You didnât mention that we could get arrested?â she snapped, stabbing a finger at me.
âWeâre not going to get arrested,â I said, trying to reassure her. âNobody ever gets arrested...well, hardly anybody.â
âAnd what exactly does
hardly anybody
mean?â
âIt means that we donât know anybody whoâs been arrested, but I heard about one that went wrong in London last year, and a couple of people were arrested. And I think maybe a few people in Madrid this year.â
âAnd there were, like, twenty arrested last month in Los Angeles,â Oswald said.
I wished he hadnât
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