Despite appearances, the men were happy, extraordinarily happy, and they were about to make my father happy as well.
The drama began when a man stepped in front of the contingent and announced himself as Mr. Pomerantz. Gripped tightly in Mr. Pomerantzâs hand was a long roll of paper, which he waved about. In a series of complex moves, he spread the paperon the enamel table, put the salt shaker at one end, the pepper shaker at the other, the sugar bowl in the middle. At last seeming satisfied that the paper was holding, he propelled my fatherâs head over it, stuck his own forefinger on a spot on the map, for thatâs what the paper was, and advised the assemblage that he was calling my fatherâs attention to the northwest corner of the state of Tennessee.
Northwest corner? State of Tennessee? My mother knew she was in the state of Tennessee, but
northwest corner
? What was this
northwest corner
? Was it something she shouldnât like the sound of?
Pomerantz held his finger on the map for some seconds, up around the northern rim of the sugar bowl. My father looked at the spot. He made out the name âConcordia.â
Pomerantz affirmed this. âThere it isâConcordia.â He squinted his eyes. âA town you got to have good eyes to see.â
My father waited. He knew a disclosure was coming, and finally Pomerantz disclosed it. Pomerantz said he had it âabsolutely, positively, no mistake about itâ that a shoe factory was going to open up in that little town, in that âConcordia.â
My father floated a little smile, weighting it with a touch of puzzlement. It was his trademark look for projecting innocence. âSo whatâs it got to do with me?â he asked Pomerantz.
Pomerantzâs hands went up for silence. He was clearly getting ready to deliver the blockbuster he had in his possession. And a blockbuster it was. Pomerantz drilled his eyes into my fatherâs and revealed the awful truth: There was as yet no Jewish âdry goodsâ in the town.
Pomerantz stood waiting, waiting, for my fatherâs expression of shock. If my father was not shocked, he was something better
âjoyous. The men were talking a store here, and for him. Still, to prolong the drama, to give the men their moneyâs worth, he thought to produce his most elaborate shrug, as if to say, Sowhat does it have to do with me?
Pomerantz took on the look of a witness to heresy. âDo you know, young Mr. Aaron Bronson, do you know what it means for a town to be without a Jewish dry goods?â His tone was baleful. âWhat do goyim know from small dry goods? From small ready-to-wear? Groceries, yes. Furniture, maybe. Hardware, definitely. But small dry goods?
Never!
â
My brother could stand it no longer. This seeming inability on my fatherâs part to grasp the obvious was proving too much for him. He ran to my fatherâs side. âDonât you understand, Papa? Mr. Pomerantz is . . .â
My father just put his hand on Joeyâs shoulder, squeezed hard, and Joey stopped talking.
And now Pomerantz came out with it. âYoung Mr. Aaron Bronson,â he said, âthis is a proposition that fits you to a T.â
My father didnât have to tell me that euphoric as he was, he would find it very hard to resist a joke. And sure enough, âNo, it donât,â he said. âThe pants is too long in the rise.â He didnât expect a laugh and didnât get one, so he shook his head in a sober way and told the men what they already knewâthat he had no money for such a venture.
Pomerantz told my father not to excite himself, that the merchants of Nashville had been keeping âa eagle eyeâ on him. My father, he said, was in for âoh, boy, some surprise.â And then, with deference due a potentate, Pomerantz introduced âMr. Morris Cohen, owner of Cohenâs Department Store in the Number One location in uptown