whereâs your work experience, then?â asks Seaneen.
I shrug.
âWell, what did you put on your form? Itâs next week.â
âCanât remember. Sure itâs a load of crap.â
âItâs a week off school. Iâm going to a nursery school. I canât wait.â Her tits and her curly pony-tail bounce.
âSeriously?â
âYeah. I love wee kids. See our twins? I give them their bottles and all. They probably think Iâm their ma.â
âMy cousin has a baby sister. Half-sister, whatever.â
âOch, thatâs lovely,â she says in this soppy, girly voice. âWhatâs your cousin like, Declan?â
âStuck-up bitch.â
âIs she pretty?â
âSheâs a dog.â
I wonder if I should forget about going to see Dermott at break but if I donât show heâll just pounce on me anyway. Probably haul me out of class in front of everyone. Easier to go.
Mr Dermottâs marking books but he looks up and smiles at me. âOK, Declan, sit down. Thanks for coming. I wonât keep you long.â I think he hopes his politeness will rub off on us. God love him.
I pull out a chair with âLiverpool FCâ scribbled on its seat.
âOK. Well. Now.â He sounds a bit awkward. âThereâs been a bit of a setback with your placement. You said you wanted to work with cars, didnât you?â
âThat was your idea, sir. I didnât know what to put. You said cars because of the joyriding. People always think you must be interested in cars if youâve nicked one.â
âEr, quite.â He tugs at his earlobe. Does he remember visiting me in there? Heâs never mentioned it. âWell, it was just a thought. The problem is, we canât seem to get anyone to take you. And all our usual contacts ⦠Anyway, timeâs getting short and I thought I would see if you have any ideas yourself. Any contacts.â
âNot those sort of contacts, sir.â
âThis aunt of yours â does she have any contacts we could use?â
âNot that I know of.â
âWhere does she work?â
I have to think for a moment. âSheâs a librarian.â
âOh.â He looks disappointed. âCanât really see you in a library.â
âMe neither, sir.â
âAnd your uncle?â
âSolicitor.â I canât be bothered to explain that he isnât my uncle any more.
Mr Dermott looks surprised but not hopeful. âHmm. Any other ideas, Declan? Come on, help me out here.â Heâs trying to sound all jolly. I suppose heâs getting a bollocking from Payne or someone for not getting me sorted out. âWhatâs your best subject?â
This is ridiculous. Mr Dermottâs been my tutor since Year Eight. He knows what sort of marks I get.
âWell, last exams my highest mark was Religion.â I donât remind him it was 37%. âSo you reckon I should become a priest, then, sir?â
âHuh, a comedian, more like. Look, lad, timeâs getting short. Itâs really in your best interests to get something sorted and to do your best at it. If you get a good report â well, it all helps. You donât have to end up doing it for rest of your life. So will you go home and ask your aunt tonight if she knows anyone who would let you go there for a week?â
âYes, sir.â I know I wonât ask Colette this in a million years but itâs the easiest thing to say. The bell rings for the end of break and I go to PE. I try to get interested in work experience. I try to make myself worry that itâs next week and I havenât got anything sorted. But I canât make myself believe that any of it matters one bit.
Chapter 12
VICKY
The assembly hall looked so different from up on stage! Rows and rows of green uniforms, shiny hair and bored assembly-faces. At least being presented with showjumping
Patria L. Dunn (Patria Dunn-Rowe)
Glynnis Campbell, Sarah McKerrigan