nice, normal, age-appropriate guys like Myron is that they insist on being put first. And Rita wonât put him ahead of her work. She may be forced to choose. Youâd better prepare yourself.â
I drew in my breath. âYou mean we may lose her?â
âThatâs exactly what I mean.â
âWe can always find another computer wiz. But weâll never find another Rita.â
âNo, we wonât,â she agreed somberly. âSweet dreams, Bunny.â
I climbed the stairs up toward my apartment. When I reached the third floor landing I encountered Mr. Felcher of 3-B pounding on the door of Mrs. Felcher of 3-A. Mr. Felcher, who is well into his eighties, wore a pair of billowy powder-blue boxer shorts and nothing else. The boxers did not exactly smell fresh. Nor did Mr. Felcher, who is squatly built, hairy and unremittingly grouchy. He and his not-so-adoring wife have been living across the hall from each other since the 1970s.
âOpen this goddamned door!â he hollered, pounding on it with his fist.
She hollered something back at him through the closed door that sounded vaguely like: âFuck off, you old fuck!â
âGood evening, Mr. Felcher. How are you doing?â
âWhat do you want?â
âIs there anything I can help you with, sir?â
âI blew a fuse and that bitch wonât give me one.â
âWant me to get you one?â
âI want you to take better care of this damned building. I never blew fuses when your father was around.â
This was true. But my dad also insisted that the Felchers pay their rent every month, which Momâs too big a softie to do. She thinks itâs a sin to dun the elderly.
âShall I get that fuse for you, Mr. Felcher?â
âAre you still here? Why canât you mind your own damned business!â
âCertainly, sir. I can do that.â
Momâs floor-through apartment is one flight up on the fourth floor. Mineâs on the top floor, which is freezing cold in the winter, because our furnace is dying, and toasty warm all summer long because, well, heat rises. I also enjoy unlimited access to my own private tar beachâalso known as the roof.
I inherited roomfuls of comfy overstuffed furniture from my grandmotherâs apartment in Flatbush. I swear it still smells like kasha knishes on hot, muggy evenings. The apartment does have cross ventilation, and I keep an assortment of strategically placed fans going day and night. Plus I have a window air conditioner in my bedroom. But I can only use that when I go to bed. If I try to run it while I have lights on anywhere else then Iâll blow a fuse just like Mr. Felcher had. Our building is one of the only ones left in the neighborhood that still has fuse boxes instead of circuit breakers, and itâs getting to be really hard to find fuses at a hardware store. Really hard to find a hardware store for that matter. There used to be a big one around the corner on Amsterdam that had been in business forever. Itâs now a bar where hip young professionals go to drink mojitos and play Ping-Pong.
I stripped off my clothes and took a long, cool shower. Flossed carefully after I brushed my teeth because Myron said that if I donât floss regularly my gums will recede and my teeth will fall out. I donât think Myron likes me. I drank two tall glasses of ice water, turned off every light in the place and took my laptop and cell phone with me into my bedroom, which has a big four-poster walnut bed and matching chest of drawers. I flicked on the AC, climbed into bed and lay there in the darkness, fighting to stay awake as the room began to cool. I donât welcome sleep. I never want to sleep.
My cell rang just after midnight. It was Rita. âDid I wake you up?â
âNot a chance. Whatâs going on?â
âWell, Iâm in bed with all three of my laptops.â
âThat doesnât leave much room for