Free Ready or Not by Meg Cabot

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    â€œThank you,” I said, bagging the DVD, then handing him the bag.
    â€œA truly powerful work,” Mr. Wade went on. “A masterful piece of suspense…”
    â€œJust how big were the guy’s goods, anyway?” Dauntra asked me, in a sweetly innocent voice.
    Mr. Wade, looking suddenly alarmed, snatched up his bag and fled the store.
    â€œCome again,” Dauntra called after him, and the two of us practically collapsed, we were laughing so hard.
    â€œWhat was that all about?” Stan, the night manager, came out from behind the Westerns and eyed us suspiciously.
    â€œNothing,” I said, wiping tears of laughter from my eyes.
    â€œMr. Wade was so excited to get his new DVD, he wanted to rush home to watch it, that’s all,” Dauntra said, in a convincingly sincere voice.
    Stan looked as if he didn’t believe us.
    â€œMadison,” he said, “some anime fans were in here earlier and got the Neon Genesis Evangelion s all out of order. See what you can do about that, will you?”
    I said I would, and ducked out from behind the counter to go check on the anime section.
    Later, after the post-dinner rush, Dauntra was reading another manga while I pulled out the materials the White House press secretary had given me the other day to prepare me for my big speech, and was going over them.
    â€œWhat is all that?” Dauntra wanted to know.
    â€œStuff I gotta talk about on MTV next week,” I said. “At the town hall meeting at my school.”
    Dauntra looked as if there were a bad taste in her mouth. “That stupid Return to Family thing?”
    I blinked at her. “It’s not stupid. It’s important.”
    â€œYeah,” Dauntra said. “Whatever. God, Sam. Don’t you ever resent it, being used that way?”
    â€œUsed? How’m I being used?” I asked.
    â€œWell, the president’s using you,” Dauntra said, “to spoon-feed his fascist new program to America’s youth.”
    â€œReturn to Family isn’t fascist,” I said. I didn’t mention that, even if I didn’t approve of it, I couldn’t exactly quit being teen ambassador. Not without making things exceedingly awkward with my boyfriend’s parents. “It’s a program that encourages families to spend more time together. You know, to take a night off from soccer practice and TV and just sit around and talk.”
    â€œYeah,” Dauntra said darkly. “On the surface , that’s all it is.”
    â€œWhat are you talking about?” I waved the papers I was holding. “I’ve got it all right here. That’s what it is. The president’s Return to Family initiative, to—”
    â€œâ€”encourage people to take a night off from mindless sitcoms and talk to one another,” Dauntra finished for me. “I know. But that’s just the part of the Return to Family plan they’re telling you about. What about the rest of it? The parts they don’t want you to know about…yet?”
    â€œYou,” I said, “are paranoid. You’ve seen that Mel Gibson movie too many times.”
    Conspiracy Theory is one of our favorite movies to watch in the store. Stan hates it, because whenever Mel and Julia Roberts kiss, or are about to, Dauntra and I find ourselves incapable of doing anything but stare at the screen.
    â€œWell, didn’t he turn out to be right?” Dauntra asked. “Mel, I mean? There was a conspiracy.” She glanced over at the two-way mirror that separated us from the back office. The two-way mirror is supposedly there so Stan or whoever is back there can catch shoplifters. But Dauntra is convinced it’s really so the owners or whoever can spy on the employees. “It’s never good,” Dauntra added, “when the government starts putting its nose in our personal business, like how much time we spend together as families. Trust me on