their pelt where theyâve hidden it on the beach, the silkies are doomed to walk on dry land as a human for the rest of their lives.â
âYeah,â Tylo frowned as he licked his teeth. âI guess they die of sadness.â
Or they would if they existed. But luckily, Tylo never got a chance to test my belief in silkies, because the bushes to the south of the beach started to shimmy.
âLook,â Tylo whispered in my ear. âIt might be a silkie trying to return to the water.â
Jumping fish didnât start in the bushes, so I asked, âYou saw them come out of the bushes?â
âNo,â he pointed toward the water. âI saw them jump off those rocks.â
More like over them, I thought, looking at the boulder peninsula he pointed to.
âHere they come.â He nudged me as the bushes rustled again.
Out of the bushes waddled two raccoons, a mama and a papa followed by babies make five. A little food-washing lesson, I bet.
âWow,â I put on my amazed voice and started taking pictures. âThe rare ring-tailed silkies. Who would believe it?â
âShut up!â He gave me a shove. He was a shovey kind of kid. Must be from having so many brothers.
The raccoon family washed their meal, then moved on. We switched back to our thrilling rock watch until Tylo started to do the potty squirm. I had to go, too, but I wasnât going to squirm around like a snake with its tail caught in a trap.
âBe right back,â Tylo scurried down to the ground. Itâs pretty convenient to have ready-made bathrooms behind every tree. But Iâm not a big fan of leaf toilet paper. Thatâd really make Aunt Rosien mad.
Tylo came back up, then started dumping canteen water on each hand.
I held my breath, watching the water gush over his hand, hearing the lake lapping at the shore down
below. I started sinking below sea level in my mindâs eye. If I didnât get a handle on it, Iâd pull a freak-out and Tylo would never want to see me again. Oh come on, Kyna, itâs just water. A little wash up, as Pep would say.
But Iâd already backed up and Tylo had started staring at me, so I had to talk fast. âIâve seen enough rocks. Letâs go home.â
Startled, Tylo dropped his hands, saying, âNow? Canât we stay a little longer? They came last night. Why couldnât you have come last night?â
âWe had to go to Albany for the night film,â I told him, breaking the last brownie in half to share it with him.
âWell, maybe theyâll be back tomorrow.â He looked so sad, I almost gave him my half, too. âWill you come back tomorrow? I can bring more brownies.â
âSure, Iâll bring some Irish biscuits.â
âBiscuits?â He frowned.
âTheyâre cookies, silly.â
âOh.â He stuffed his half into his cheek, then said, âOkay.â
We headed back through the woods. We said our good-byes at the edge of my yard, then headed for home. Seeing him disappear into the trees made me a little nervous. âHey, Tylo!â
âYeah?â He called back, but I couldnât see him.
âHow about you give me your walkie-talkie and then call me when you get home?â
Tylo came back. âYou know, my dad used to say that worrying is in a womanâs genes.â He laughed. âI used to think he meant jeans with a âj.â So when my mom wore jeans, I asked her to show me her worries. She gave me lint. I put it in a box in the stand by my bed. I thought itâd make her worry less. But she still worried a lot. Then my brother told me about genes with a âg,â so now I know what Dad meant.â He handed me the walkie-talkie. âHere you go, Worry Genes.â He laughed and walked back into the woods.
âGood night, Lint Boy,â I called after him.
âYadda, yadda.â
âBe quiet or Iâll track you down and
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