Theyâre probably still stoned on something they took in Phuket. Anyway, Iâll have to ring you back. I canât talk.â
âSure you can. Come on. Did they make you dance with the girls? Did they treat you to a special lap dance?â
âNo, really. I canât.â
âDonât brush me off, Harry. Weâre mates. There must be something.â
âBye, Maggie.â
âWhoâs Maggie?â says Rosie, the second he is off the phone.
âMind your own business, okay, Big Ears?â
âI was only asking. Thereâs no need to be so shirty.â
Rosie is fond of aphorisms. Do unto others as you would have them do unto you . What goes around comes around . Actions speak louder than words . âSticks and stones may break my bones but names will never hurt me,â she adds.
âGood. Drop it then, alright?â
In geometry, an oval or ovoid comes from the Latin word ovum , meaning âeggâ. Off the top of his head he can list the basic properties of ovals â smooth, closed curves that donât self-intersect, with at least one axis of symmetry. It is one of those factoids he picked up at school (science), that and a couple of useless grammar rules (English) â âI before E except after Câ (so much for âscienceâ). No wonder he canât spell.
A football oval, like the ball itself, has two axes of symmetry.
âTurn around,â he says to Rosie, forcing her cheek against the glass. âI want to try something.â He puts his left index finger against her shoulder blade and attempts to trace the outline of a playing field in a single gesture, a complete rotation without lifting his hand before returning to the start point. As he presses his fingers into Rosieâs back, he wonders if perhaps this entire episode hasnât been a set-up designed to land him in a shit sandwich. Jack makes no secret of his enmity for the Fureys, thatâs what happens when youâre always cast as second best, but to drop him in it like this â had to blood the young fella â what an arsehole. Though what did Harry expect? Good blokes, my arse. Ted could stick that in a pipe and smoke it. Jack was a fucker. So was Eddy. He didnât care if they were always first to volunteer for the Good Friday Appeal. There was âgiving backâ and then there was giving something back. The real question was, had he said enough to make Margo go away?
âYou know, you can trust me,â Rosie says out of the side of her mouth as he stumbles over her zip. âDo you want to tell me? I know somethingâs bothering you. It doesnât matter what it is. Iâm good with secrets. I wonât tell anyone. We can deal with it together. A burden shared is a burden halved.â
It occurs to him that she might have heard more than she is letting on. âWhy do you think Iâve got a secret?â he asks. âAnd why would I tell you if I did?â
âBecause you canât sleep. And when you do you thrash around like somethingâs trying to get out. And you shout in your dreams. Itâs like youâre possessed.â
âIâve always talked in my sleep. I told you that.â
âYeah, but this isnât talking.â
The car reeks of mustard dipping sauce. A small brown stain marks the back of her dress where Harryâs finger first pinched the fabric. He presses his hands more firmly into her trunk and tries the circle again.
Startled awake at four in the morning, trying to latch back on to unconsciousness, a fuzzy image of his father in gumboots, something about an ambulance, random details from his dreams, receding, unable to be reconstructed. Fuelling his wakefulness, the music, as though someone has adjusted the faint volume up, up, his pulse keeping time or is that also an illusion? One, two, three, four ⦠one, two, three, four ⦠Fairly certain that heâs dreamt the
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