Free Lone Female by Clarissa Fenton

front.'
     
    She smiled, ground her cigarette mercilessly
into the ashtray and got up to go.
     
    'Wait,' I said. 'I don't even know your
name.'
     
    'That's just how I want it, Carl. But you can
call me Laura.'
     
    'Alright Laura. I'll see you
tomorrow night then.'
     
    She smiled mischievously and groped my
crotch, giving me a long, lingering kiss as she did it.
     
    'See you then Carl. I promise you'll have a
night to remember.' She swayed over to the door and I got a final glimpse of
that racehorse arse in the tight dress.
     
    Then the door clicked shut and I heard her
car pull away. Too late I realised my car was left in the layby and I ended up having to walk two frigging miles to collect it. On top of that
night's excitement it was enough to knock me out and I slept like a log without
even thinking how bloody weird all this was getting.

 
     
    7.
     
    The next day at work dragged like a bitch
with Derek moaning on non-stop, and I was a bit late getting to the pub. Sure
enough though there was Laura, sitting at the bar, and as she said, she was
demurely dressed, wearing a flowery skirt, flat shoes and a plain top that
didn't really show off her figure much. She didn't look quite the stunner she'd
looked before but I was still horny as hell at the thought of what she might
have got in store for me. My mind boggled at what a mental case like her was
going to cook up.
     
    I kept an eye on her from a corner of the
room, and come 10.30 she walked to the door, not even giving me a glance. I
followed, doing the usual routine with the number plates and then keeping close
on her tail as she drove out onto the main road. Once I'd checked no other
traffic was around, I flicked on the blue light and the siren and gave a her a good long blast, hoping it would get her as much
into the part of the innocent little woman who was going to get in trouble with
the big, bad, copper.
     
    Once she'd pulled over I sauntered over to
the car, revelling in the part and leering at her as she wound the window down.
She was all sweetness and light but I'll give her this, she was a good actress
and didn't even look as if she'd ever seen me before or had any idea this was
all an act. She didn't say anything, so I decided to act up a bit, giving her a
chance to get turned on by the part.
     
    'Sorry to trouble you madam. Only your car
was weaving a bit back there and I have reason to suspect you've been
drinking.'
     
    She looked at me without a trace of a smile
or any look of desire. She took this stuff seriously, alright.
     
    'I'm sorry,' she said, and her voice had lost
the huskiness of the night before. 'I didn't realise. Oh, I hope you don't
mind, but since you've got an unmarked car, I wonder if you'd be kind enough to
show me your warrant card. Just to make sure.'
     
    I smiled and showed her the fake card, and
she nodded approvingly. 'That's fine. How can I help you, officer?' She was
still as demure as ever; she even sounded a bit bored.
     
    I remembered that she wanted me to describe
in detail what I was going to do to her. I was starting to get very turned on
and wanted to cut to the chase as soon as possible.
     
    I leant in to the window and looked at her
straight in the eye, running my hand through her hair and said 'I want to give
you a good...long...hard fuck on that back seat.'
     
    You've probably guessed what was coming next
but me , stupid fucker that I was, hadn't even had the
sense to spot the blindingly obvious trap I'd fallen into.
     
    In that instant a dark shape jumped off the
back seat and the back door flew open and there was a blaze of light, with the
sound of crashing boots and indistinct shouting. I was pushed sideways and onto
the hard gravel of the layby and looked up to see
Laura looking impassively down at me. As I struggled to get to my feet I heard
her say 'cuff him' and my arms were wrenched back as she said the usual
caution. Then I was shoved into the back of a police van, the cage door slammed
shut and