sympathetic looks, but theyâre as powerless as I am against the birthday brigade. . . .
At last thereâs a distraction as Angelica carries Cole over to one of the giant refrigerators to get him some juice. While sheâs pouring, he runs to ourtable and begs Mom for some dough (when she does bake, she always gives him some pieces to play with). My brotherâs like a frisky puppy, and everyone seems to want to give him little scraps. Some he balls up in his hand, but he eats quite a bit of it too. I donât blame himâraw dough is delicious, even though youâre not supposed to eat uncooked eggs and all that. Angelica stops to admire Lillianâs handiwork and then catches on to what everyone is talking about.
âA party? Que bueno! I just had the one son, but I always wanted to plan a quinceañera.  . . . In Cuba we celebrate the girlâs fifteenth birthday, not the sixteenth, you know. Itâs a night to remember, and I wished always to give one.â She scoops up Cole and spins him around like heâs Prince Charming, which makes him bubble with laughter as always. Chef steps around them as he circles the tables and pretends to look hurt.
âSorry, Mami, that I was not a little girl for you.Maybe we can dress up Javi for his quinceañera and pretend? Ha!â
Okay, well at least now thereâs officially someone in the room more horrified than I am. But why is Javier over there chuckling with Tristan instead of burying himself in his hoodie? Boy bonding? Where are my BFFs when I need them?
I spin around to find Lillian alternately obsessing over her perfect lattice and sneaking looks at Javier. At the graham-cracker table, Frankieâs pouring key-lime filling into the crust while Tristan holds the pan. Sheâs trying to gaze into his eyes, but he is more interested in scanning the table for crumbs and tossing them into his mouth. Meanwhile, Frankieâs not even using a spoon to scrape up the leftover filling, which is totally unlike her. Something is definitely up with Frankie.
Mom puts the last of our buttermilk pies into the big ovens, and when she turns around I see that she has a flour smudge on the tip of her nose. Before Ican tell her, Chef Antonio swoops over and dusts it off with his oven mitt. They both laugh, but Iâm not amused. First, the party Iâm not in the least bit excited about takes over our Saturday cooking club, and now my mom and Chef are acting weird. The only good thing about this stupid not-mitzvah is that my parents are starting to like each other again. Our handsome, charming TV star Chef had better not get in the way. . . .
CHAPTER 11
Frankie
My dad sent me to the vegetable stand on Court Street to get a whole bunch of different-colored peppers and some onions. Of course, thanks to Chef Antonio and the cooking class, I now know that peppers are actually fruit, not veggies, but Iâm not about to tell Mr. Pak that he should change the name of his stand. I love that Dad trusts me to pick out the best onesâheâs super choosy about his ingredients and usually spends way too much time studying, squeezing, andsniffing the merchandise at Mr. Pakâs. But today is Sunday and heâs trying to crank out a mess of dinners for the week, since heâll be on duty at the firehouse until eight or nine almost every night. I like to go to the vegetable stand and do my best Joe Caputo impression, inspecting the vegetables for perfection. I like to think I can spot perfection pretty easilyâitâs one of my talents.
My dad dedicating an entire day to cooking for the week spares us the ordeal of Mom making dinner. True fact: Sheâs not as bad as she used to be. But when youâre talking about my mom, that doesnât mean much. The cooking class has helped a bit, I have to admit. Most things she tries these days are pretty much cooked all the way throughâa big