her. Then I became aware of somebody sitting next to me. I turned, slowly, scarcely able to believe that somebody I knew so well was right there. And she would never know it was me. Not only that, but she was crying too.
Tashy sniffed loudly. I stared at her from out of the corner of my eye. My heart was thudding like a drum. It took every ounce of strength I had not to leap on her and smother her with kisses.
âSorry to bother you,â I said, which sounded ridiculously weird. âAre you alright?â
She turned round and, I swear to God, she nearly leaped straight up in the air.
âOh my God,â she said, trying to catch her breath. I kept looking at her, feeling as miserable as I ever had in my life.
âIâm sorry, but you look just like a friend of mine. Sorry, itâs the strangest thing.â
âWhatâs your friend like?â I asked, my heart racing suddenly.
âOh, it doesnât matter. Youâre much younger than her.â
âIs ⦠whatâs her name?â
Tashy stood up, roughly rubbing her eyes. She was looking paler than of late â must be all the subsequent sunbed sessions. Her small solitaire ring glinted sadly.
âWhy?â
I swallowed hard. âTashy.â
âHow do you know my name?â she said, suddenly looking very frightened.
âPlease â¦â I said. âFlora â¦â
âWhatâs going on here?â She looked around her, holding on very tightly to her handbag.
âWhen did you last see her?â I croaked. My heart was in my throat and I could hardly get the words out.
âWhatâs going on?â Tashy peered at me. âWhat have you done? The likeness is unbelievable.â
I heaved a big sigh. I couldnât believe somebody recognised me. Or, she didnât yet, but she would.
âLook. This is going to be really difficult to explain.â
âAre you a gang of fiendishly evil Eastern Europeans who have kidnapped her identity? Because if you are Iâm telling the police.â
At that, I was tempted to tell her her PIN number, which I knew in case of emergencies but, I figured, best not.
âNo,â I said. âI swear on Dave Grohlâs life.â
She shook her head, dazed.
âTashy, remember when we were fourteen and we swore faithfully the only man weâd sleep with before marriage was Prince Edward?â
She stared at me.
âRemember when you got locked in a toilet with that boy
at McKaskillâs party? You werenât really locked in, were you?â
She shook her head.
âRemember when we tried to drink your parentsâ creme de menthe and hurled all over the shagpile rug?â
âWe were never going to tell anyone about that.â
âWe never did. What about the time you â¦â
âOK, what? WHAT?!â
Her face was a picture of confusion and despair. I took a deep breath. She was staring at me, eyes and mouth wide.
I lowered my voice. âA certain tampon withdrawal failure? Being discovered on the end of a certain manâs â¦â
Her hands went to her face. âOH MY GOD. OH MY GOD. Itâs you. WHAT HAPPENED?â
âI donât know.â
âIt just â canât be.â
âI know.â
She came up to me and squinted right in my face. I tried to keep still.
âGod,â she said. âWhat the hell have you done now?â
âSo, I couldnât get away with it just being a very good facelift and lots of healthy living?â I said glumly.
âWho would believe that of you anyway?â She was staring at my face in a quite unnerving manner, and put her hands up to touch it. âMy God â¦â she said.
âI know.â
âWhat ⦠what happened?â
âI wish I knew,â I said.
âI saw you just a couple of days ago.â
âNo! Thatâs the thing. I just woke up this morning. Well, when I say âthis