at me, to prove her point.
ââUllo,â said Sam, in a bassety voice. He gave Mr. Watkins a limp handshake. I hated that. Because I knew Sam was really a strong dog. Or man. Or whatever he was. At that stage I wasnât really sure.
Aunt Lucy began churning out more chatter, but Mr. Watkins wouldnât go along with fluff. I could see that he instinctively didnât like Sam, just as much as Sam resented him. It was chemical, thatâs all. He kept digging in.
LikeââWhatâs your field, Bassinger?â
âWell, IâIââ Sam looked to me for help. But I didnât have any.
âBetween jobs, eh?â Mr. Watkins lit a cigarette. He did it as if heâd scored a point. âKind of late to change horses, isnât it?â
âAm I going to change horses?â Sam panicked at me. I shut my eyes and shook my head a little, to reassure him: no.
âThe recession, I meant,â said Mr. Watkins. âAnd a man your age, to be changing careers. What line of work have you been in?â
âJustâmostlyââ Sam gave another quick scratch at his ear, but then remembered and held his hand in his lapââprowling around, I guess.â
âProwling?â Old Watkins wouldnât let that go by.
âI meanâinspecting is more what I do.â
âInspecting what ?â
âOhâtreesâfireplugsââ
âI see. A city job,â sneered Mr. Watkins cattily.
Thatâs it! I didnât realize it till now, but Mr. Watkins was a cat person.
Donât misunderstand: Iâve met some very nice cat people. Mrs. Libovski, who owned the clock shop next to Madame Sosostrisâs on Bleecker Street, was definitely a cat woman. I donât just mean she owned catsâshe did, three SiameseâI mean, if sheâd been an animal, she would have been a cat. I think inside of everybody, along with the humanity, there exists a possible animal. I donât mean like the dog in Samâa transformation like that must take place only once in a very blue moon. I mean, more like what that person might have been. For instance Aunt Lucy: thereâs a little nervous squirrel sitting up on its hind legs inside of her. And Dooleyâheâd have been, perhaps not a bull or a bear, but something big and dark and powerful. Rose has a panther inside her, but a quiet one, with its tail switched around its legsâonly donât make her mad.
And if ever there was a man with a catâa catty cat, not like one of Mrs. Libovskiâsâinside of him it was Henry Watkins.
I can see now that that explained Samâs reaction. His lips began to curl, and I heard a growl coming up from his chest.
Mr. Watkins didnât help things, either, by asking Aunt Lucy, right over my head, âHow did the chappy take hisâcanine separation this morning?â As if any kid doesnât know what âcanineâ means.
The squirrel in Aunt Lucy twitched nervously at me. âUhâwe havenât discussed it, Henry.â
âWhat canine separation?â snarled Sam.
âTim had this dogâa pretty ragged characterâthat didnât fit in. Iâm proud of the way youâre accepting this, Timââ
He didnât have time to finish his purring compliment, because Sam barked, âYes, and youâre the one who called the dogcatcherâ!â
âHow did you know that?â
âA guess! â Samâs teeth were all out now.
We were right on the edge of a downright cat-and-dog fight.
âMr. Bassingerââ I stood upââwould you like to see my room? I have some things of Lorenzoâs there.â
Sam got his dog under control and muttered, âYes, I would. Very much.â
It turned out that Aunt Lucy and Mr. Watkins were going off to a meeting of the Committee for the Preservation of the Upper East Side. But before they left, Aunt Lucy