want?â
He thought a momentâdesperately, you could see by his face. Then he said, âOhâBassinger, I guess.â
That struck me as funnyâand also pretty original. âWhy Bassinger, Sam?â
âYou never knew it, Timmy,â said Sam, âbut my father was a basset hound, and my mother was a springer spaniel.â
8
The Fearful Lunch
Aunt Lucy was in the living room. âOh, TimmyâIâve been so worriedââas usual. She was worried last night, she was worried this morningâshe did a lot of worrying in those days. âI didnât know whereââ Then she saw Sam behind me.
For a minute I thought the impossible: that she recognized him. Her forehead and eyes pinched into a question. But then they smoothed out clear again.
Sam, of course, was just standing there with that basset expression of pure dumb hopeless love.
Things had to be joggled on. I rushed into the silence that was holding us all apart. âAunt Lucy, this is Mr. Bassinger. Heâs an old friend of Lorenzoâs and mine; we met him this morning driving around, and since heâs an old friend of Lorenzoâs and mine, I thought IâdâI thought Iâdââ About here I ran out of steam.
But Aunt Lucy came to my rescue. âYou thought youâd bring him up to say hello.â She smiled.
âThatâs right! â I said.
âIâm so glad you did. How do you do, Mr. Bassinger?â She held out her hand.
I breathed an inward sigh of relief that Iâd taught Sam how to shake hands. But he did it like a dog. Just held his hand out limply and waited for Aunt Lucy to take it, shake it, and then let it go again. Itâs funny how something like a limp handshake can be so appealing in a dog, but kind of icky in a man.
âWellââ Aunt Lucy began to jitter, because Sam still hadnât said a wordââI am glad to meet a friend of Timmyâs.â
I was beginning to fear for his voice myself, when he managed to get out, âIâm pleased to meet you, Miss Farr. Again.â
âOh? Have we met before?â said Aunt Lucy.
âI told him all about you, Aunt Lucy.â I realized right then that I was going to have to pay careful attention to everything and do a lot of tidying up.
âMr. Bassingerââ Aunt Lucyâs voice went into its social registerââI have an idea. Itâs past time for lunchâI was waiting for Timmyâdo say that youâll stay and have luncheon with us.â
âLuncheon?â Sam looked at me with terrorized eyes. Youâd have thought sheâd said rabies shots. âAt the tableâ? â
Fortunately she misunderstood. âPerhaps youâre one of those very courageous people who donât eat lunchââ For those whole great weeks we were saved very often by somebodyâs ignorance.
âUsually I have just one meal a day,â said Sam. âAnd two biscuits when I wake up.â
âWonât you make an exception this noon?â said Aunt Lucy, flirting with his appetite. âWeâre having lamb chopsââ
âLamb chopsââ I could see Samâs mouth begin to water.
âOh, good! You do like them.â
âI like the bonesââ
I gave a warning cough to Sam. The first of many warning coughs. By the end of that lunch, Aunt Lucy was sure I had a cold, and I had made my throat sore.
âIâll ask Rose to set another place.â Aunt Lucy went into the kitchen.
âTimmy,â Sam yowled, âtake me back to the dog pound!â
âNow, Samââ I wanted to pet his head. But apart from being caught by Aunt Lucy, I guessed all those doggy things were now out.
âI canât make it, Tim! I canât!â
âYes you can, Sam. Just keep watching me.â
âIâm a dogââ
âNo youâre not! Youâre a man.
Leo ; Julia; Hartas Wills