than Agnes had.
The boy and I eyed each other and swelled up in the manner of apes. So ludicrous. We were both the same sizeâfive six, neither one of us over a hundred and twenty pounds. Little banty-weight toughs. One possible difference was that I was willing to kick the shit out of him and I didnât think he was prepared to do likewise. With a glance at his companion, he rocked back on his heels, hands in his pockets as if he had all day. He said, âHey, Poopsie. What the fuck are you doinâ here?â
I felt my temper flash. My nerves were already on edge and I didnât need any aggravation from a little punk like him. âI own this place, ass eyes,â I said snappishly.
âOh really? Letâs see you prove it.â
âNo problem,
Poopsie.
Iâve got the deed of trust.â I pulled the gun out of my waistband and held it with the barrel up. It wasnât loaded, but it looked good. If Iâd had my old Colt, I could have cocked it for effect. I freely confessâwhile I can intimidate little boys, Iâm not that good with the grown ones. âGet lost,â I said.
The two of them fell all over each other trying to scramble out the back. The trailer shook with their trampling feet and then they were gone. I ambled down the passageway and peered into the bathroom. As I suspected, they were using a hole in the wall as an emergency exit.
The first thing I did was board up their escape route, pounding nail after nail into the flimsy bathroom wall. Then I used a handheld drill to set the screw holes for the hasp I was mounting. I canât say I worked with any astonishing skill, but I got the job done and the physical labor improved my mood. It felt good to smash things. It felt good to sweat. It felt good to be in control of one small corner of the universe. As long as I was here, I did a quick search, looking to see if there was anything of Old Mamaâs left. I couldnât find a thing. The cupboards were bare, closets stripped, the various nooks and crannies emptied of her possessions. Most of them had probably been sold at the flea market on the road coming in.
I went out to the VW and snagged the 35-millimeter camera I keep in the rear well. I had part of a roll of film left and I snapped off as many photos of the place as I could. I didnât think Irene Gersh was going to âget itâ otherwise. She had talked as if her mother might retire here in her golden years.
Before I popped the padlock into place, I bundled upthe gremlinsâ sleeping bags and miscellaneous belongings and left them by the front step. Then I went across the road and told Marcus what Iâd done. As I returned to the trailer, I spotted a slice of crawl space underneath, makeshift storage, where a few items had been crammed. I got down on my hands and knees, reaching back among the bugs and spiders, and pulled out a couple of dilapidated cardboard boxes. One was open and contained a motley collection of rusted garden tools: trowels, a spade, a short hoe. The second box had the top flaps closed, sections interlocked to secure the contents without anything actually being sealed shut. I pulled the flaps back and checked inside. The box contained numerous pieces of china wrapped in newspaper, a childâs tea set. It didnât even look like a full set to me, but I thought Irene or her mother might like to take a look. Certainly, I wasnât eager to leave the dishes for the gremlins to raid. I closed the box up again. I snapped the padlock shut on the trailer door. I had no hope whatever of keeping the little buggers at bay, but Iâd tagged the necessary bases. I toted the box to my car and shoved it in the back seat. It was still light when I left the Slabs, but by the time I picked up my tire and headed back into Brawley, it was fully dark.
In my pocket was the .38 slug the mechanic had removed from the tire. I really wasnât sure what it signified, but as
J.A. Konrath, Bernard Schaffer