guessing with this pair the interactions are everywhere, even with stricter bounds. I could create a non-Euclidean metric, something like a multidimensional data structureâlike a k-d tree or cover treeâ¦â She trailed off, looking up. No one was nodding excitedly; no one was jumping in to brainstorm. Maybe there wasnât another statistician in the room. âIâm more than happy to dig into your post hoc analyses, though with the number of genes in your array, I might need a couple weeks.â
Self-conscious now, she put the packet down on the table, smoothing it with her left hand. The room had grown so quiet, the sound of her palm over paper seemed to echo around them. But no one else was actually looking at their handout, or even seemed to be listening. They were all looking at River.
And when Jess looked at him, at the raw shock in his expression, a current of electricity ran through her, almost like sheâd just touched a live wire.
He cleared his throat and turned to Tiffany. âTiff, did you look through the raw data?â
She nodded, but she was staring at David, who was exchanging another heavy look with Brandon. The room felt deeply, meaningfully silent, and Jess realized she was missing an important context for the gravity here.
Awareness sank as quickly as a weight in water. Jess glanced down again at the client information.
Client 144326.
Client 000001.
Oh, God.
âUm⦠who is client number one?â
River cleared his throat; heâd gone sheet white and gripped the paper in two hands. âMe.â
Oh . Well, Jesus Christ, no wonder he wanted to confirm the analysis. A Diamond Match for the original scientist on the project was huge news, especially this close to launch.
âOkay, I get it.â Jess took a deep breath, leaning back, ready to get to work. âHow can I help?â
River looked at Lisa then, his eyes heavy with the obvious question. Literally everyone else in the room was staring at him, waiting for him to say it: Have we confirmed the assay? Have we replicated the finding with a backup sample?
But that wasnât what he asked. In a low, shaky voice, River murmured, âWho is 1-4-4-3-2-6?â
Every head swung Jessâs way andâ
When she realized what was going on, why they were all there, why they had sent a car, why they hadnât made her sign an NDA for data purposes, why River hadnât known she would be there, and why everyone else was looking at Jess with that fevered, vibrating force in their expressions, it felt a little like falling off a curb, except she was sitting.
It was genuinely so absurd she started laughing.
Ninety-eight!
âOh.â Jess was still laughing as she stood on shaky legs. Her heartbeat was a pulsating cacophony in her ears. âIâm not here to advise on your statistics.â
Ninety-eight. P values with at least ten zeroes after the decimal. Her brain scratched around, looking for a way out of this.
âJessââ Lisa began.
âThis isnât right,â Jess cut her off, fumbling for her purse.
âWe ran the data through all of our standard analysis programs,â Tiffany added quietly.
âNo, I mean Iâm sure your stats areââ Jess started, but realized she couldnât finish the sentence because it would be a lie. Clearly their statistics were garbage and they were all delusional. And unfortunately, Jess hadnât driven herself here. âI can call someone to come pick me up.â
Jess glanced at Riverâwho was already watching her with wild, dark eyesâand then at surfer-chic Lisa, and Toothy Brandon, and Jeff Goldblumâs Benedict Cumberbatch, and every other person in the room whoâd also never dealt with this particular situation. âIt was so nice meeting everyone. Thanks so much for having me. Sorry for the ramble about N-type analyses.â
She turned, opening the door with a hand she wasnât