lips. "But since almost none of the boys and girls I’ve invited know how to dance, I thought we might let the orchestra leave when the caterers go. Is that all right?" "Oh, no, no, no, no!" her diminutive uncle cried, hopping up and down with each "no" as though he were the dwarf, Rumpelstiltskin. "If your guests can’t dance, there are plenty of games we can play to music. Musical Chairs, London Bridge Is Falling Down, and all that sort of thing."
"But, Uncle Monty," Di cried, "we’re too old for that kind of game."
"Then you’re old enough to waltz and do the two-step and the polka," he said firmly. The orchestra struck up the "Blue Danube," and he bowed gallantly in front of Honey. "This little lady can waltz, I’ll betcha. May I have this dance, miss?"
Trixie held her breath. Now was the time for Honey to be her most tactful self! And Honey was. She dropped a curtsy and said sweetly, "I’d rather not, Mr. Wilson, but I do think your idea of keeping the orchestra on is just great. With you as master of ceremonies, we could have a real quiz show. The orchestra can play a few bars of a song, and the one who names the song first gets a prize." She laid a slim hand on the decorated cuff of his sleeve. "Why don’t you and I go into Mr. Lynch’s study and make a fist of the songs we think the orchestra ought to play for that contest?"
He followed her out of the gallery and into the room across the hall as meekly as a lamb. Trixie let out her breath in a long sigh. "That’s the answer, of course," she said. "From now on we’ve all got to take turns keeping Uncle Monty from being an emcee."
The boys nodded solemnly, and Di said gratefully, "Oh, will you? I can’t help because I’m the hostess." The front-door bell rang then, and she hurried off, completely forgetting to don her false face and wig in her eagerness to greet the guests before her uncle did.
Without saying a word, the Beldens and Jim took their wigs and masks from the pockets of their jackets and put them on. They all looked very funny, but nobody laughed. For a moment Trixie felt dizzy. In their shapeless jackets, black curly wigs, and realistic rubber devil’s faces, it was impossible to tell the boys apart. Mart wasn’t, of course, quite as tall as Brian and Jim, but somehow they all seemed now to be exactly the same height. They stood there, as motionless as the luminescent ghosts, witches, skeletons, and dragons on the black draperies. It was hard to breathe behind the close-fitting mask, and, for the first time in her life, Trixie felt weak and wobbly-kneed, as though she might faint at any moment.
The folding doors at this end of the gallery had been pushed back as far as they would go. Trixie grabbed one of the brass handles to steady herself, and something big and black and horrible with skinny, wiggly legs sprang at her. It dropped on her outstretched hand, then slithered to the floor at her feet
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IT WAS A black widow spider! But, Trixie realized as she stifled the scream in her throat, far too large to be real. Thinking that one of the boys had played the trick on her, Trixie said over her shoulder:
"Very funny.Very funny. You’d better not scare Honey with spiders. She has a phobia about them."
Then she heard Jim’s voice, cold with anger. "It wasn’t funny at all. That kind of practical joke can be downright dangerous. You didn’t have anything to do with it, did you, Brian and Mart?"
Both the Belden boys shook their heads and said, "No," in unison.
"It’s probably Uncle Monty’s idea of fun," Mart said, and Trixie could tell that he was even angrier than Jim was. "I don’t like that guy." He tucked Trixie’s cold hand protectively through the crook of his arm. "Anybody but you would have screamed, fainted, or gotten hysterical."
Brian gave Trixie’s free hand a brotherly squeeze. "For two cents," he said, "I’d say we all might just as well go home. It’s not going to be any fun taking turns