that’s part of what I’m here
to talk about. I love to surf, and when I want to surf, I need to know how the waves
are. Now, it used to be that you’d wake up and call the local surf shop and ask them
about the breaks. And pretty soon they stopped answering their phones.”
Knowing laughter came from the older contingent in the room.
“When cellphones proliferated, you could call your buddies who might have gotten out
to the beach before you. They, too, stopped answering their phones.”
Another big laugh from the audience.
“Seriously, though. It’s not practical to make twelve calls every morning, and can
you trust someone else’s take on the conditions? The surfers don’t want any more bodies
on the limited breaks we get up here. So then the internet happened, and here and
there some geniuses set up cameras on the beaches. We could log on and get some pretty
crude images of the waves at Stinson Beach. It was almost worse than calling the surf
shop! The technology was pretty primitive. Streaming technology still is. Or was.
Until now.”
A screen descended behind him.
“Okay. Here’s how it used to look.”
The screen showed a standard browser display, and an unseen hand typed in the url
for a website called SurfSight. A poorly designed site appeared, with a tiny image
of a coastline streaming in the middle. It was pixilated and comically slow. The audience
tittered.
“Almost useless, right? Now, as we know, streaming video has gotten a lot better in
recent years. But it’s still slower than real life, and the screen quality is pretty
disappointing. So we’ve solved, I think, the quality issues in the last year. Let’s
now refresh that page to show the site with our new video delivery.”
Now the page was refreshed, and the coastline was full-screen, and the resolution
was perfect. There were sounds of awe throughout the room.
“Yes, this is live video of Stinson Beach. This is Stinson right at this moment. Looks
pretty good, right? Maybe I should be out there, as opposed to standing here with
you!”
Annie leaned into Mae. “The next part’s incredible. Just wait.”
“Now, many of you still aren’t so impressed. As we all know, many machines can deliver
high-res streaming video, and many of your tablets and phones can already support
them. But there are a couple new aspects to all this. The first part is how we’re
getting this image. Would it surprise you to know that this isn’t coming from a big
camera, but actually just one of these?”
He was holding a small device in his hand, the shape and size of a lollipop.
“This is a video camera, and this is the precise model that’s getting this incredible
image quality. Image quality that holds up to this kind of magnification. So that’s
the first great thing. We can now get high-def-quality resolution in a camera the
size of a thumb. Well, a very big thumb. The second great thing is that, as you can
see, this camera needs no wires. It’s transmitting this image via satellite.”
A round of applause shook the room.
“Wait. Did I say it runs on a lithium battery that lasts two years? No? Well it does.
And we’re a year away from an entirely solar-powered model, too. And it’s waterproof,
sand-proof, windproof, animal-proof, insect-proof, everything-proof.”
More applause overtook the room.
“Okay, so I set up that camera this morning. I taped it to a stake, stuck that stake
in the sand, in the dunes, with no permit, nothing. In fact, no one knows it’s there.
So this morning I turned it on, then I drove back to the office, accessed Camera One,
Stinson Beach, and Igot this image. Not bad. But that’s not the half of it. Actually, I was pretty busy
this morning. I drove around, and set up one at Rodeo Beach, too.”
And now the original image, of Stinson Beach, shrunk and moved to a corner of the
screen. Another box emerged, showing the waves at Rodeo Beach, a