Free Mulch ado about nothing by Jill Churchill

combination,“ Jane persisted.
    “It’s okay, I guess. If you like that sort of clutter,“ he said, dismissing Jane’s view.
    Of course he would hate a garden like this, Jane thought. He was so tidy and crisp and somehow disgustingly clean. She assumed he was a bachelor who would consider sex to be messy and disorganized.
    “Is it,“ she said, “that you dislike the garden, or Ursula, or both?“
    “Both,“ he said without hesitation. “If I lived next door to this... mess, I’d complain to the city, put up a solid fence, or just move away. Gardens should be things of beauty and precision. Like Dr. Eastman’s. Though I don’t believe he is really the gardener there.“
    “Not high on the chaos theory, are you?“ Jane said, trying to make it sound like a joke.
    He just stared at her with confusion.
    Shelley returned from her tour picking burrs off her slacks. “Interesting place,“ she said to Charles and Jane. “Can you see the waterfall from here?“ She turned and peered back out into the yard. “No, I guess you can’t. It’s... interesting. A wall of clear violently colored marbles with tiny lights behind them here and there. The water absolutely shimmers over it. Ursula says she’s done all this work entirely by herself.“
    “Obviously,“ Charles Jones said. If his face hadn’t been so utterly bland, Jane would have sworn he was sneering.
    The rest of the crowd was drifting back toward the patio. Geneva Jackson was smiling slightly, shaking her head in apparent disbelief. Stefan Eckert was trying to pull an especially clingy vine with thorns off his golf shirt. Arnold Waring simply looked stunned, and Miss Martha was grinning as she made scribbles in a notebook. Maybe she was the only one besides Jane who saw interesting things about Ursula’s garden.
    When everyone started thanking Ursula for the tour, however insincerely, she exclaimed, “Oh, but you haven’t seen—or heard—everything yet. It’s a proven fact that plants thrive on music. Wait here.”
    She dashed into the house, and a moment later, there was a blast of noise. Not music.
    “I know it doesn’t sound terribly nice together,“ Ursula said, reemerging from her house. She had to bellow to be heard. “But different plants need different kinds of music. Perennials, for the most part, prefer opera. I can’t imagine why, but after long experimentation, I realized it’s their favorite. The cornflowers and the hostas like marches. You wouldn’t think they had that in common, would you? They’re not the least like each other.”
    Everybody just gawked. Only Arnold Waring, holding a cupped hand behind his right ear, was making a serious polite effort to hear what she was saying.
    “And the columbines love rock music,“ it sounded as if she was saying.
    “We’ll assemble in class tomorrow morning,“ Dr. Eastman screamed at the group, “and discuss hybridizing. Then go... where, Mrs. Nowack?“
    “To Miss Winstead’s garden and Mr. Jones’s,“ Shelley shouted, consulting her schedule.
    As they escaped the noise and headed for the front yard, Ursula caught up with Jane. “Where are you off to?“ Ursula asked.
    Jane, who felt honor-bound to let the others go first instead of having her hold them back, was ready with an invented errand. “Another meeting.”
    “All three of you?“
    “It’s a library thing,“ Miss Winstead, who was just in front of Jane, said over her shoulder. “And we’re already late. Jane, get in the van so we can go. Ms. Appledorn, I’ve enjoyed your garden immensely. It’s clear that you love it.”
    They sped off before Ursula could invite herself along, and left her smiling at them.
    When they reached the Chinese restaurant they’d selected, a woman customer who was opening the door held it for Jane. “What did you do to yourself?“ she asked, as Jane narrowly missed cracking the stranger’s ankle with the left crutch.
    “Just a hang-gliding accident,“ Jane said. “Bad landing,