Free Science...For Her! by Megan Amram Page A

be spelled like w/out vowels
26
    Fe
    Fe eling gross
27
    Co
    Co ld or hot flashes
37
    Rb
    RB ’s (Arby’s) craving
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    Sr
    Sr sly this is gross
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    Y
    Y ucky
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    Zr
    Schno z r edness (acne)
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    Nb
    NB D, it’s just a period
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    Mo
    Mo od swings
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    Tc
    Bi tc hy
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    Ru
    Ru ins your pants
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    Rh
    Rh esus monkeys also have them
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    Cs
    CS I, More blood than an episode of
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    Ba
    Ba d mood
57-71
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    Hf
    Bus hf ire, Red as a
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    Ta
    Ta mpon
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    W
    W ide-set vagina
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    Re
    Re ally wide-set vagina
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    Os
    Os cillating moods
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    Ir
    Ir ritability
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    Fr
    Fr othy discharge
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    Ra
    Ra ging hormones
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    Rf
    Ja rf uls of uterus-jam
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    Db
    Bloo db ath
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    Sg
    It’ s g ross
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    Bh
    Turn into a dum bh ead
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    Hs
    Smears on outer thig hs
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    Mt
    MT (empty) vagina
 
 
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    La
    La bial sensitivity
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    Ce
    Ce rvical mucus
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    Pr
    Pr one to crying
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    Nd
    E nd s in menopause
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    Pm
    PM S
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    Sm
    Sm udges on your inner thighs
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    Eu
    Eu phoria and/or depression
 
 
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    Ac
    Ac ting super crazy
90
    Th
    Th inning cervix
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    Pa
    Pa nty liners
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    U
    U nderwear skid marks
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    Np
    NP R has done radio pieces on it
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    Pu
    P.U ., this pad isn’t scented
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    Am
    Am ram, gets one, Even I, Megan
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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    He
    He avy flow
 
 
 
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    B
    B lood
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    C
    C rimson wave, Riding the
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    N
    N ot pregnant
8
    O
    O vulation
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    F
    F our-week cycle
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    Ne
    Ne w uterine lining
 
 
 
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    Al
    Al so known as menses
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    Si
    Si milar in appearance to miscarriage
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    P
    P ad
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    S
    S tained sheets
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    Cl
    Cl ean, Not
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    Ar
    Ar eola tenderness
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    Ni
    Ni ght sweats
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    Cu
    Cu nt” is a rude thing to call it, “Bloody
30
    Zn
    Qui zn os cravings
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    Ga
    Ga s and bloating
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    Ge
    Ge t it for about three to five days
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    As
    As long as seven days, though
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    Se
    Se e your doctor if it lasts longer than seven days
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    Br
    Br ownish-red tissue
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    Kr
    Kr eplach, Similar consistency as
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    Pd
    PD Q, get me a towel
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    Ag
    Ag itated bowels
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    Cd
    CD s of sad singers like Jewel on loop
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    In
    In convenient
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    Sn
    S anitary n apkin
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    Sb
    S uper b itchy
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    Te
    Te n ml of menstrual fluid/day
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    I
    I ntestinal distress
54
    Xe
    Se x ? E w! Messy!
78
    Pt
    Pt ooey, there’s blood coming out of my box!
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    Au
    Au nt Flo
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    Hg
    H. G. Wells couldn’t invent something this crazy
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    Tl
    TL C, Need a little extra
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    Pb
    PB & J cravings
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    Bi
    Bi g ol’ pizza cravings
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    Po
    Po cket cravings, Hot
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    At
    At rocities in your knickers
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    Rn
    Unbo rn egg-baby
110
    Ds
    Bloo d s oup
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    Rg
    U rg e to kill someone
112
    Cn
    A cn e
113
    Uut
    Geettt oo uut tt of my uterus, lining!
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    Fl
    Fl ooding my undies
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    Uup
    Uup s, I bled on your couch
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    Lv
    Vu lv a-weeping
117
    Uus
    “Gu uus ssh” is the sound the blood makes
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    Uuo
    Sq uuo oosh” the sound me sitting down
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    Gd
    G-d created it to punish Eve in the Bible
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    Tb
    TB for your vagina (vagina coughing up blood)
66
    Dy
    Dy ing eggs
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    Ho
    Ho le leakage
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    Er
    Er ratic emotions
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    Tm
    Midol ™
70
    Yb
    Cr yb aby
71
    Lu
    Lu mpy panty-custard
 
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    Cm
    C’m on, don’t get toxic shock syndrome
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    Bk
    BK (Burger King) cravings
98
    Cf
    Pubi c f estival
99
    Es
    Es trogen
100
    Fm
    FM L, I have my period!
101
    Md
    MD (Maryland) is a place with periods
102
    No
    No t for boys
103
    Lr
    Al L r ight if you take Advil
 

Carb-On Feel the Noise!
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    Carb-on feel the noise! Girls rock your boys! We’ll get wild, wild, wild! Wild, wild, wild! (I was just informed by my lawyer that those happen to be the lyrics of a song performed by Quiet Riot. Anyway, whoever “wrote” it, any coincidental similarity to my own prose is purely unintentional in perpetuity.)
    Carbon forms the key component for all known naturally occurring life on earth. Carbon is abundant on earth. It is also lightweight and the atom is relatively small in size, making it easier for enzymes to manipulate carbon molecules. Lightweight and small? SOUNDS LIKE MY ASS! I WISH ! FIG. 2.10

    FIG. 2.10
    After death, we all decompose