Free Why Men Love Bitches by Sherry Argov

orgasm: Scream like a banshee, and begin those Kegel exercises. Squeeze…release…squeeze…release.
     
And after sex, don’t forget pillow talk. You’ve had two men before him. (Okay, three, tops. But that’s your final offer.)
     
    WARNING:
If your man sees this page, it could have an adverse effect (erectile dysfunction).
     
    A bitch is far less likely to put on a “cartoon” show. She is much more honest. She asks for what she wants. If he doesn’t do it right, she
won’t
encourage him by giving disingenuous feedback. Yet then he doesn’t learn how to please her, and that won’t work because the bitch rightly cares about her own pleasure.
    I don’t recommend that a woman fake an orgasm. This little lesson is a satire on the pressures women feel to perform. If a man makes you feel as though you are on stage competing in a pageant, don’t sleep with him.
    It is much more of a turn-on to a man when a woman is able to be herself and she’s honest about what she likes and dislikes. A man loves watching a woman get off; it’s an automatic turn-on. And that’s much more important than putting on an award-winning performance.
    ATTRACTION PRINCIPLE #29
    A quality guy fantasizes about a woman who genuinely loves sex.
     
    Half of pleasing him is getting off yourself, not faking it. It’s true that a man’s ego has to be stroked and properly dealt with, but that’s what
your
satisfaction accomplishes. The same principle that holds true outside the bedroom holds true inside the bedroom: The bitch can better please him because she is more concerned with pleasing herself. He knows without question that she loves every minute of it. And this feeds his ego like nothing else can.
    The nice girl will also make the mistake of being disingenuous in other ways. For example, suppose she sleeps with him on the second date and he asks how many lovers she’s had. She gives the oldest line in the book: “I’ve only had three lovers.”
    The bitch will not go there. She won’t sleep with a guy right away and then try to give the almost-virgin shtick: “I’ve only had three lovers…the first one hurt…the second wasn’t as good as you…the third one had three inches and thirty seconds of fury…and the fourth…uh, oops…there wasn’t a fourth. Okay, yes, there was a fourth. But we didn’t go all the way, so it doesn’t count…the fifth one doesn’t matter either because I was drunk….”
    If you tell him you’ve had three lovers and you are over the age of a fetus, he’ll know you’re a straight-up liar. Show him with your actions that you are a classy woman by letting him wait. And if he pries or wants to know about your private life say, “I probably haven’t been with as many men as you’ve been with women.” If you become defensive as if you have something to hide, up goes the red flag.
    What do you do when he boasts about his past conquests? The
last
thing you want to do is listen, because you’ll get the embellished version—and you might actually believe some of it is true.
    The bitch is the woman who will look at her watch in an effort to drop a hint when he brings up another woman. She already knows what she has to offer is enough—take it or leave it. And if he doesn’t change the subject by the time she’s done winding her watch, she will. “Honey, I’m not one of the guys. Please don’t tell me about other women you’ve been with.”
    ATTRACTION PRINCIPLE #30
    Any time a woman competes with another woman, she demeans herself.
     
    Remember, inside the bedroom as well as outside the bedroom, men are used to women who are insecure, which is all the more reason to be different. You need to exude the attitude that you are confident and that you aren’t concerned with whether you measure up or whether another woman can steal him away.
    If the subject of other women comes up, casually throw this into one of your conversations: “If any woman can steal a guy away from me, then she can have