important part of all this had gone exactly right: the front man of Purge had pretty much admitted that I was his son.
I may have been out of the Young Republicans, but that didnât mean I couldnât be pragmatic and businesslike. There was a purpose to this whole exercise, and it wasnât for me to share a warm and fuzzy moment with the composer of âBomb Mars Now.â
In four to six weeks, the DNA people would confirm that I was one-hundred-percent Prince Maggot. Then and only then would I hit King up for my Harvard tuition money. Coming from his scientifically certified flesh and blood, how could he say no?
Getting to know this personâit was a small price to pay.
âIâd like that,â I said carefully. âMaybe when the tour is over, we couldâuhâhave dinner or something.â
He shook his head. âItâs already been seventeen years. We canât waste any more time.â
âYeah, but youâll be on the road with the band. Youâre not going to be inââ I frowned at him. âI donât even know where you live.â
âI live in Malibu,â he told me, âbut Iâm not talking about the occasional dinner. Why donât you spend the summer traveling with me?â
I was floored. âYou meanââ
âWith Purge,â he finished. âOn the Concussed tour.â
It was straight out of left field, something I hadnât expected in a million years. This total stranger, who didnât even seem to like me, and must have sensed how I felt about him, was prepared to bring me along on his comeback tourâa thirty-city traveling punk rock festival that would make front-page news in every city it touched.
How could I say no? Forget that it wasnât my kind of musicâand shouldnât have been anybodyâs kind of music. I wanted a future in the business world; this was big business, the blockbuster entertainment event of the summer. And Iâd be a part of it, and see it from the inside.
King must have interpreted my silence as reluctance, because he sweetened the deal. âDonât worry about money. Iâll take care of your expenses. And youâll have a job.â He turned to Bernie. âHave we got something for Leo to do?â
He knows my name, I thought. It was the first time heâd spoken it aloud.
âI can always use another pair of hands,â said Bernie. âJunior roadie. Youâll like the guys.â
âIâve already met them,â I replied, rubbing my bruised hip.
King grasped my hand and shook it, and actually smiled at me. In all the CD covers and publicity shots and Internet sites, Iâd never seen him smile before. It didnât fit the image of the Angriest Band in America.
âThanks for coming down,â he told me. âIâm really looking forward to this.â
Then he turned away, and I wasnât there anymore.
It took me a moment to come to terms with the fact that, in Kingâs eyes, I had suddenly ceased to exist. It was Bernie who ushered me back into the main part of the suite, where the Post-it girl had awakened, and various Concussed officials were reclaiming their notes from her body.
The manager gave me a sympathetic smile. âYou get used to Kingâs style. When youâre the man , youâre like a drug, and everybody wants a toot. Heâs not shutting you out. Itâs just his way of making sure thereâs enough of him to go around.â
I didnât reply. I was wondering if thatâs how it was with my mother eighteen years ago.
[10]
BERNIE WAS RIGHT ABOUT KING BEING like a drug. I must have been on something. How else could I have agreed to join a traveling punk rock festival without even considering what my parents were going to say?
The thought didnât occur to me until I was at a pay phone in Grand Central station, calling my dad to let him know what train Iâd be