on.
âBrickfield Hardware.â
âHi, Dad. I made the four-oh-eight. Can you pick me up around five-thirty?â
âNo problem.â
âOne more thingââsucking airââIâm not going to be able to work with you at the store this summer. IâIâve got another job lined up.â
âAlways the wheeler-dealer, huh, Leo?â he chuckled. âOkay, lay it on me. Whatâs so important that itâs worth leaving your old man shorthanded? Youâre the new president of the Stock Exchange, I suppose.â
âIâm going to be a roadie for Purge.â
There was a pause on the other end of the line. âBe serious.â
âItâs the truth.â I filled him in on the details of my meeting with Bernie and King.
âDo you have any idea what goes on with a tour like that?â
âDo you?â I countered.
âWhen Purge comes to town, itâs like a state of emergency! Cities hire extra police, impose curfewsââ
âThat was the eighties, Dad. Theyâre all like you nowâregular middle-aged guys. Besides, most of that stuff was probably hype. The media distorts everything.â
âCan you be sure of that?â
âLook, itâs all for Harvard, okay? If I had my scholarship, none of this would be necessary.â
âAnd King Maggot agreed to fork over forty grand?â he persisted. âJust like that?â
âI havenât mentioned it yet,â I confessed. âNot until the DNA tests come back. By then Iâll have known the guy for a month, and I wonât seem like a gold digger.â
I could hear his unspoken response over the dead air: Seem?
âItâs the only way, Dad. Trust me.â
He was silent for another moment. Then: âI want to meet him.â
âThereâs no time,â I argued. âConcussed starts in a few days.â
âIf King Maggot wants to take my son on a thirty-city tour, first heâs going to look me in the eye and promise me youâll be okay.â
âYeah, but youâll never get an appointment. Heâs got wall-to-wall interviews.â
He came to a decision. âIâll be there in an hour.â
I was horrified. âDadâno!â
âThe St. Moritz, right?â
Click.
Now I was nervous. I noticed something in Dadâs voice that I hadnât heard in years. Not since the day heâd decided to give up the commuting life after Mr. Rapaportâs heart attack. When Erik Caraway set himself on a course of action, you couldnât change his mind with a howitzer. Heâd never drive a Harley through a plate glass window, but in his own way, he was just as hell-bent.
I called back, and got a recording. Dad was already on his way.
The meeting of my two fathers, regular and biological, was something I would gladly have put off until doomsday. Talk about a clash of opposites. King was a rock star; Dad owned a small-town store. King could pull forty grand out of petty cash; Dad was a regular Joe with regular finances. King had seduced my mother before Dad had even held her hand. Worst of all, it was Kingâs DNA, not Dadâs, that made up half the sole heir to Brickfield Hardware. Dad knew all that, and had accepted it a long time ago. But to stand next to Marion X. McMurphyâthat had to be a bitter pill the size of a U-boat.
At five oâclock I stood outside the St. Moritz. It was another half hour before Dad emerged from the hotel garage, looking stressed and disgusted.
âForty bucks for parking,â he muttered. âIf I can find a spot on the street the next thousand times I come to the city, Iâll save enough money to pay your tuition.â
âYou donât have to do this,â I urged gently.
âThe hell I donât.â
We went upstairs to the suite, which was, if anything, even more chaotic than before. The Stem Cells had arrived, and were prancing