Tonight could be the night.â I stroked my fingers across the plastic covering the photo, as I got another pang of pastsickness. Awww, young Drew, young Ceri. So bloody stupid. We didnât even get less stupid the older we got. Well, I didnât.
After the initial shock of Drew meeting âThe Oneâ, which resulted in me moving in with Whashisface Tosspot, Iâd gone into denial. Iâd hung up the phone, sat staring into space for ages until I reached a very important decision: Iâm not going to think about it. At all. Drew, my love, my long-term plan for happiness had met his dream woman, so the best course of action was to enter denial, quietly and calmly, without any fuss, and not think about it.
Since Iâd decided not to think about it, I could think about nothing else. It was always there at the back of my mind. Kicking away, dancing up and down, waving a red flag, demanding attention. When I woke up in the morning, when I got ready for work, when I sat at work, when I came home from work. When I made dinner, when I ate it, when I watched telly, when I was having sex, I thought about it. My stomach churned; dipping and rising, spinning and twisting. I found it hard to eat without feeling sick afterwards. Iâd be sat at my desk, editing copy and find my right leg perched on the ball of my foot, bouncing nervously up and down. And all because Iâd decided not to think about it.
Three months later, exhausted by the effort and nausea involved in not thinking about it, I decided to think about it. I decided to let myself off the hook, stop being such a brave little martyr and go into the pain. Go into it, embrace it, accept it. I was, at least, allowed to cry about it. I picked a weekend when Whashisface Tosspot went away to his parentsâ (of course, they had a huge house in the country but he was always pleading poverty). As he drove off very late Friday night, I got myself all the tools for grieving Iâd previously denied myself â a couple of bottles of wine, a multipack of tissues and some appropriate CDs â and took to my bed.
Except, my mind, twisted as it was, refused to collapse. Refused to let me cry and wallow and give in to how much pain Drewâs news had caused me.
As I lay under my duvet, Canât Live If Living Is Without You playing on loop in the background, there was no emotional retching. No physical heartbreak. No tears. No open-mouthed ugly cry. Not even when I squeezed really hard. All that came to me were all the negative things about him. About this Drew, this man who I thought I was going to spend the rest of my life with.
My brain kept dredging up examples of his caddishness any time âbut I love himâ thought of rearing its pathetic head. How heâd cuddle up with me, but never made a proper move on me. How heâd go out with other people and flaunt it in my face (how many times had I heard how great his latest woman was, how sexy, how good in bed? Too many, thatâs how many). How heâd disappear from my life if he met someone else and only call me to ask for advice when they were going through a hard time. How heâd give me the cold shoulder for days if I snogged someone and would refuse to listen to anything about them, at all.â (When Iâd admitted Iâd been seeing Whashisface Tosspot for three months, Drew had blanked me for a whole month. Didnât return my calls, didnât text or email me, ended calls after a minute if I caught him in. Nada , for a whole month.)
It wasnât just that, though. I started remembering how most of his girlfriends hated me, would be blatantly rude to me, probably because he told them that I had a thing about him. How he didnât come to visit me when I was in hospital for a week with pneumonia â even though the hospital was only a twenty-minute bus ride away. How heâd once forgotten my birthday. Me, his best mate, heâd forgotten my