David
is the first to slither up to the plate. He could save Fisher
a fortune in proctology examinations were he medically
qualified. It’s hard to believe he’s the son of one of the
most gifted and charismatic divorce lawyers I
have ever
met. Losing Andrew Raymond to leukaemia at the age
of just fifty-four was a tragedy on both a personal and
professional level; that this oleaginous, talentless squirt
should be his genetic legacy verges on the criminal.
The door opens behind me, and I tense at the faint
scent of ‘Allure’. I was at the Chanel counter in Harrods
buying Mai’s favourite - ‘No 5’ - for our wedding anniversary
last week, when a salesgirl near me sprayed
another fragrance onto a nearby customer’s wrist. I recognized
it instantly as Sara’s scent. On some insane impulse
I added a large bottle to my other purchases; even now
it is delighting the ladies of Oxfam, to whom I donated it
in panic on my way home.
‘Ah, the lovely lady herself!’ Fisher cries, leaping up to
usher Sara to the table. ‘Have a seat, my dear, have a seat.
Joan, if you wouldn’t mind moving along - there we are,
young lady, that’s right, next to me.’
Joan glares, but shifts to the next chair. As Sara takes
her seat, her skirt rides a couple of inches up her thighs,
revealing a tantalizing glimpse of lace stocking top.
I don’t return her pleasant smile, busying myself with
my case notes.
Joan launches into her usual polemic on the subject of
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client credit; more precisely, our over-extension thereof.
A mediocre lawyer but stridently efficient manager, she
recognized early in her legal career where her true talents
lay and planned accordingly. A hefty legacy from her
father enabled her to harness herself to two able, but
impoverished, young lawyers, Will Fisher and Andrew
Raymond, who founded the firm with the happy combination
of her money and their talent; I came on board a
decade later. Effectively a sleeping partner, Joan rarely
interferes in client matters, but she is as abrasive in
manner as Fisher is genial. None the less, under her
watchful stewardship, Fisher Raymond Lyon has become
one of the most profitable small niche firms in the country.
Joan voted, unsurprisingly, against employing Sara.
However, with David so far up Fisher’s arse that he could
kiss his tonsils, and the old man chronically smitten by
Sara’s charms, it was evidently a case of two votes to one.
I don’t care to ask myself how I might have voted had
I not been detained by that case in Leeds. Such a dangerous
absence that is turning out to have been.
‘—no choice but to go to Court, then, Nicholas?’
I jump. ‘Sorry, Will. Miles away. You were saying?’
‘Will was talking about the Wainwright case in Manchester,
Nicholas,’ David says helpfully. ‘I believe he’s
correct in saying there’s been no response from the other
side to your last offer?’
‘None, unless we had something in this morning that I
haven’t seen yet—’
Sara shakes her head. ‘I called them first thing. Claire
Newbold’s out of the office, but when I spoke to her
Ni’iTftary, she said off the record that Claire thinks our
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offer’s more than generous, but the wife simply won’t
budge.’
‘Damn.’ I frown. ‘I was hoping this wouldn’t have to
go to Court. The assets just aren’t there to justify it. Two
or three days of wrangling in front of a judge and they’ll
both be lucky to end up with the cab fare home.’
‘As long as there’s enough to pay us,’ Joan interjects
sharply.
The thin toffee silk of Sara’s blouse tautens across her
breasts as she leans forward to reach for the file, grey eyes
intent. Her nipples jut against the fabric. Good God, is she even wearing a bra?
“The husband’s not going to get much change out of
thirty thousand if it ends up in Court,’ she says, scanning
her notes, ‘and that’s on top of the forty he