Mission: Earth "Voyage of Vengeance"

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Authors: Ron L. Hubbard
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bravely, I realized I could not just sit there and go crazy.
    I must get a plan. I must get a plan. I must get a plan!
Chapter 3
    Heller's viewer was a sort of mockery to me. The day, where he was, was beautiful and mild, a calm disturbed only by the rolling swell which pulsed through the blue water. The clouds, as in a picture book, stood like castles along the horizon. The yacht's stabilizers had her rolling not at all.
    He was standing at the rail, gazing out, probably westward to New York under the horizon. It was an otherwise deserted sea.
    Captain Bitts came up. "Top of the morning to you, Mr. Haggarty," he saluted. "It's pleased I am to see you all shipshape and Bristol fashion and well recovered from your wounds."
    "It was poker," said Heller. "A truly remarkable game. Very therapeutic and instructive, too. But I was thinking, Captain Bitts, now that you have my marker for $18,005, the only way you can collect it is to land me in New York and let me go to a bank."
    Suddenly I penetrated the sneakiness of the man. He had worked out a way to bribe Captain Bins! By letting him win at poker! Ah, Heller, go ahead and plot: if you succeed in getting ashore, the court will have you picked up and committed to Bellevue Hospital, thanks to Dingaling, Chase and Ambo and my ingenuity.
    Mentally, I urged at Captain Bitts to fall for it. It would deliver Heller into my hands.
    "Mr. Haggarty," said Captain Bitts, "this is very tempting. But let us review the situation: The enemies of Turkey are after you; probably Russian agents dog your trail; I have my orders from the owner's concubine to not let you ashore. I regret that, even to my financial distress, the answer is no."
    (Bleep) him! He thought Krak was my concubine as she had used my Squeeza credit card to buy the yacht. He was working against his own boss! Me.
    "Ah, well," said Heller, "if you won't, you won't. It does happen, however, that I am a little bored. I have heard of a game called 'dice.' Could you teach me to play it?"
    Captain Bitts assured him that he would be glad to, first thing after lunch.
    I thought all this over. I was looking for some advantage on which to base a plan.
    Something went flash in my head. I grabbed the phone and called the State Department in Washington, office of the Secretary of State. I decided to use the name of Rockecenter's law firm.
    "This is Swindle and Crouch," I told the clerk.
    "Yessir!" he said, instantly respectful and alert.
    "There is a yacht upon the high seas called the Golden Sunset. There is a desperate and notorious criminal aboard, an American. I want your advice about calling the Navy Department to have her boarded and the criminal seized."
    "Where is he wanted, sir?"
    "There is an outstanding commitment warrant unserved in the New York Superior Court. And within a few days there will be another warrant."
    "What is the national flag of the yacht, sir?"
    "Turkish," I said.
    "I will have to get an opinion from our Citizen Harassment Section. Please hold on."
    I sat anxiously.
    He came back on. "I'm terribly sorry that I have bad news, sir. We are of course devoted to the arduous task of making all possible trouble for U. S. citizens wherever they may be found, and we are usually very successful at it: just today we had a U. S. mother and her two babies seized by the Chinese after we planted contraband in their nursing bottles, so we don't want to give you the idea that we lack zeal. But through an oversight by our Legal Section, the extradition treaty between Turkey and the United States has expired and it will take several years to get the paper work from one basket to another here to get it renewed. So it would be illegal to board the yacht and seize the subject U. S. citizen."
    "Oh, too bad!" I said.
    "Do you know if the subject U. S. citizen has committed any crimes in Turkey? If he has, why, then we could threaten to reduce our support of their army-they're very dependent upon their army to keep the people under

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