Free Toygasms! by Sadie Allison

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    If you’ve got an electric toothbrush, you’ve also got an excellent vibrator all charged up and ready to go! Just cover the bristles with some plastic wrap or a condom, or bypass the brushand use the back of the vibrating tip on your clitoris. Electric toothbrushes only have one speed; hopefully it’ll be the right frequency for you.
    The Produce Section

It’s quite a thrill to browse in the supermarket’s produce section for a playtoy du jour. While everyone else is picking out salad ingredients for the family, you’re sizing up cucumbers, carrots and bananas for an evening of organic pleasure. Be sure to select only the freshest ingredients, clean your selections carefully and trim off any rough sections. And don’t overlook corn-on-the-cob in season—the rows of kernels are a healthy delight!
    Random Acts of Pleasure
    Are you suddenly inspired by phallic objects around the house? Then get creative! Candles, rubber handles and cooking utensils will all get the job done very well. Just be sure your new “toy” is clean and smooth and will wash up afterwards. And when a friend uses that spatula to flip your pancakes, you’ll get added pleasure from knowing where it’s been!
    Washday Fun
    Do you see laundry day as chore day? If it came with a whopping orgasm, would that change your outlook? Many women have discovered the simplicity of spin-cycle pleasure by sitting on a corner of their washing machine—or dryer—while the machines do the rocking and rolling for you. Recommended for home use only—hidden cameras in laundrymats could make you a star!
    “Furniture Orgy”
    Here’s something you won’t see in any furniture catalog: Armchair Sex!

Pick a soft chair or sofa with padded arms. Place a towel over one of the arms, then sit and carefully position yourself on the arm. Arch your back, spreadyour legs, and let your vulva directly press against the arm. Roll your hips in small circles, or rub against the arm in quick back and forth motions. Wiggle around till you find that perfect position. When your clitoris is rockin’, and you feel the blood flowin’, that’s Armchair Sex!
    Janine, a 28-year-old grad school student, discovered orgasmic fun with some ordinary household items, but didn’t know if her toy choices were normal. “This may sound a little weird, but the handle on my hairbrush is perfect for reaching my G-spot, and the vibrations from my electric toothbrush really feel good on me, too.”
    “I was a little embarrassed to admit it, but a girlfriend of mine says that lots of women use household items, and it’s perfectly normal. It’s good to know I’m not some weirdo, and now I can enjoy myself without that uneasy feeling.”

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Let’s Accessorize!
    A ccessories can often make the outfit, and it’s no different for sex toys! Dressing up your toy can bring a you whole new level of excitement, better orgasms and pleasure—not to mention a few wicked laughs! In today’s sex toy marketplace, there’s an abundance of options for you to add extra oomph to your ol’ pal.

Wand Add-On

    If you wish your wand vibrator came with a little more reach, try a “G-spotter.” This attachment fits onto the head of your wand to reach your magic spot like nothing else. And the large vibrating ball will stimulate your clitoris at the same time!
Pleasure Swings

    Wouldn’t you love to suspend yourself in midair and feel the swoop of gravity as your lover penetrates you—or licks you—without fear of falling? Then you might want to try a pleasure swing. Hanging securely in a door frame, it allows you to fully control height, tilt and motion, so your lover can reach spots youdidn’t even know existed. If your bed, kitchen counter or massage table just aren’t the right height, a pleasure swing is your perfect solution. Needless to say, carefully follow the swing’s installation instructions.
Exercise Balls
    You may have seen these big rubber balls at the gym for all kinds