e-mail then?â
She says, âTo get rid of him.â
I say, âHe was kind of a douche, wasnât he?â
She says, âAll guys my age are. Theyâre just stupid little boys.â
An irrational wave of images of Holly and me dating floods my head. I conjure scenarios in which she agrees to be my secret mistress. I imagine Alyna and my kids dying in a car crash and Holly being there to console me and eventually becoming my much younger wife. I feel immediately guilty about actually imagining my children dying.
I say, âYou donât date guys your own age?â
She says, âI have, but I think Iâm ready for a guy whoâs like a little older, you know? Like mature and everything.â
I canât help myself. I say, âHow much older are you talking about?â
She smiles and says, âI donât know, maybe like around however old you are.â
I wonder if she can possibly imagine how hard Iâm fucking her in the fantasy Iâve conjured of me ripping her skirt off and bending her over the table in the kitchen. I wonder if she knows that me thinking about her ass and pussy and tits is what has rendered me incapable of speech. I wonder if she knows exactly how to play me and thatâs what she gets off on. I wonder if she has no intention of dating a guy my age, of dating me. I wonder if the thought of us fucking repulses her. I donât care. It doesnât repulse me.
She says, âWell, I should probably go file some things or something. Iâve been in here a while.â
I say, âYeah,â and watch her perfect ass bounce out of the kitchen. I sip my tea and wish I was young but hope she wasnât just fucking with me, because I am not young. I am mature.
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Caught with the Babysitter
A lyna and the kids are in the backyard. She has filled up the little plastic swimming pool and theyâre fucking around, splashing each other and screaming. The kids like to do this on the weekends and it gives me thirty minutes to an hour of time when I donât have to deal with them. On this particular day, I decide to use my weekly allotment of free time to sneak into the office and jerk off. I havenât been able to jerk off during the middle of the day in a while, which seems like a special treat to me, and I also know that tonight Iâll have to rub Alynaâs back until she goes to sleep, and I wonât want to manifest the effort necessary for me to leave our bed and sneak into the office to jerk off. So this is likely the only time in the next twenty-four hours Iâll have free to blow a load.
I go into the office and drop the blinds that look out into the backyard. I can still kind of hear Alyna and the kids, which makes it a little weird, but I have no choice. I block them out and log in to NudeVista.com. Iâm not in the mood for anything in particular, so I just click on the first thumbnail that looks good. It looks like a couple seducing a babysitter. Ever since weâve had children, babysitter porn has become far more appealing to me than it ever was before.
I press PLAY on the clip and scroll through until I get to a part in which the young babysitter is riding the guyâs dick while the wife, whoâs the same age as the guy, alternately licks his balls and the babysitterâs asshole. I unbutton my pants, pull my underwear down a little bit, and start jerking off in my office chair. It takes me about forty-five seconds to get close to blowing a load, and then I hear from a few feet behind me, âWhat are you doing?â
A bunch of things happen at the same time that I have no control over. I just go into abort mode. I reflexively pull my underwear back over my dick, then close the window I had the porn playing in, then reset the browser history, then turn around to see Alyna with a disgusted look on her face and say, âNothing, just some work stuff.â
She says, âYou were