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reveals the limitations of your intelligence.
    Fine.
    And if you cross the boundaries of eccentricity, Fancioulle, what’s on the other side is buffoonery: you’re a clown.
    Please, enough is enough.
    That’s just what I say, Fancioulle. Enough is enough. And if you did me a favor?
    What is it?
    I need a monograph on the Russian Revolution. Will you get it from the stationery store for me?
    Yes, of course, I replied, suddenly finding myself swamped in docility.
    And I need “Cotton and Its Derivatives” and “Arctic and Antarctic,” plus one called “Whales and Their Derivatives,” and maybe also “Flags of Asia.”
    O.K ., I’ll find them for you.
    Thanks, replied the voice, satisfied.
    By the way, you don’t happen to know what model his VW is, do you? I inquired, pointing to the clown in the red bodysuit, who was looking at me in complete silence, blinking from time to time.
    A white VW 70, there’s no doubt about it.
    And which pound is it in?
    I think it must be in the one over in Calle Ferrocaril. But why are you going for his car?
    Because it was my fault they towed it away.
    I waited for the clown’s reply. It didn’t come for some time.
    When the ventriloquist voice sounded again, I immediately knew that it was the fourth clown talking to me, the one with the sinister face painted red and black. I was by then prepared for the blows, the humiliation, for his outrageous attempts to wear me down. What that son of a fat sow didn’t know is that the peerless Highway is unconfoundable and unbreakable. I decided to get in first, matching my face and voice to my predicament.
    Fancioulle, at your service. What can I get you, Siddhartha?
    There was a long silence.
    What would you like, son? I repeated.
    Nothing, he eventually replied.
    No, really. What can I get you?
    Nothing, really, nothing.
    Come on, tell me. Something, anything at all, I insisted.
    Honestly, you can’t get me anything, sir.
    A glass of water, at least?
    No.
    You’re not going to refuse a glass of water!
    Well, O.K . A glass of water.
    I’ll fetch it for you, I said, finally getting up from the floor and stretching my arms and legs. It took me a few moments to regain my balance, but as soon as I felt steadyin my shoes, I crossed the room in a state of sudden, unconcealed euphoria. I felt light, freed of something. I suppose my uncle Fredo Sánchez Dostoyevsky was right when he said that insult, after all, is a purification of the soul. I made a polite bow to the catatonic clowns and went out the door: la-la-tra, la-la-tra.

There never existed a philosopher who could bear the pain of a toothache with patience.







Rigidity in the strict sense means naming the same thing at all worlds, or at least all worlds where that thing exists. That’s all very well for numerals and the like, but without overlap of worlds we wouldn’t expect an ordinary proper name of a person or a thing—of a railway, say—to be strictly rigid. However, an ordinary proper name may well be quasi-rigid: that is, it might name at another world the counterpart there of what it names here.
    — DAVID LEWIS



I HAVE TO REPORT THAT one morning, I don’t know at what precise time, I too went out into the street after having passed a day and a night in my “room of ghosts,” as my uncle Roberto Sánchez Walser used to call his sitting room. I’d lost my teeth, I’d slept on a bench, I’d allowed myself to be humiliated and emotionally tortured by my own son, but, despite all this, I was in an outlandish, tropically romantic-adventurer frame of mind; I believe that this is because I have always been a well-grounded person.
    In the metallic light reflected by the clouds, I recognized the first signs of dawn and was relieved to find that I was in familiar surroundings: one of the parking lots of the old juice factory in Ecatepec, a few meters from the Vía Morelos. It had been raining and the air smelled of trailers, tortillas, and burnt tires. This is where I