down their faces. I mean, why their mother hasnât taught them to blow their nosesâ¦â She shuddered. âAnd then thereâs Olivia. Iâve never known a child throw a tantrum like she does. Skweems and skweems and skweems till sheâs sick,â she said, quoting from
Just William
. âSo little Nate, hereâ¦â she plonked a fat kiss on his cheek, âis an angel in comparison. Just like my two, obviously. But then I might be a teeny bit biased. So come on â pull your finger out.â
Maddy gave in and tugged Nateâs all-in-one off the peg by the door. âCan you stuff him in that?â she asked Caro, handing her the garment and the baby. âIâll just get his kit together.â Maddy raced upstairs to grab Nateâs nappy bag and as she did so, she realised that she was looking forward to getting out and meeting the other wives.
Five minutes later the two women were pushing their buggies along the road towards the community centre, an old senior officerâs quarter which had been converted for use in this new role. Nate didnât seem to be too happy about the outing and was grizzling.
âMaybe this isnât a good idea,â she said to Caro, horribly aware that his cries were quite noisy even out in the open; in a confined space theyâd seem even worse.
âOf course it is,â said Caro. âAs if anyone has had a baby who has never cried.â
âAnd I suppose the colic will pass. Wonât it?â she added hopefully.
âShould do. In a previous existence I was a nanny, and I never looked after a baby that suffered beyond about four months. Itâs not called three-month colic for nothing. Itâll pass, honestly. By Christmas, this will all be a memory.â
Maddy didnât listen to what Caro said about the colic â all she heard was that Caro had been a nanny. So that explained why she was so brilliant with Nathan, which only made Maddy feel even more inadequate. âYou must think Iâm a complete moron â the way I am with Nate.â
Caro shook her head. âGod, of course I donât. Heâs your first, and they donât come with an instruction manual. And, letâs face it, having to move almost straight after giving birth has hardly made things easier for you â or him. I think youâre an absolute trouper.â
âReally?â
âReally.â
They reached the community centre and parked their buggies at the edge of the dozen or so other ones that littered the drive to the big house. Maddy unclipped Nateâs car seat from the frame of the pushchair and lugged it in through the front door while Caro took off Lukeâs restraining straps so he could toddle in after her.
Inside the house the hubbub of womenâs voices almost managed to drown out Nateâs cries. Maddy picked him out of his seat and unzipped his suit before stripping the bulky outer garment off him and popping him back in. Then she hooked the handle of his seat over her arm like a handbag.
âCome and meet everyone,â said Caro, holding open a door and ushering her into the main room. Around the walls were a couple of dozen dining room chairs, while in the middle of the floor was an impressive array of toys and a number of small children, mostly playing contentedly. Caro nudged Maddy and whispered, âSpot Josh.â
Maddy looked at the kids on the floor. Oh, yes, she could see in an instant exactly what Caro had meant. Yuck.
âNow then, let me introduce you to a few people and then Iâll get us both a coffee.â She made a beeline across the room to a thirty-something woman in a tweed skirt and sweater. âMaddy, I donât think youâve met Sebâs OCâs wife â this is Susie whose husband is Sebâs boss. Susie, this is Maddy Fanshaw, wife of the famous Seb Fanshaw â you know, the rower â and her son, Nathan.â
Susie looked