impressed. âOh my God, Mike told me we had a superstar joining our company. Heâs the guy who nearly made the Olympics, no?â
Maddy had long since discovered that wives in army circles seemed to be defined by their husbandâs status and rank and, although it still rankled, sheâd learned to accept that her previous existence as a biochemist and an Oxford graduate counted for nought. She was also faintly amused to hear Susie use the phrase âour companyâ. Since when had Mike Collins shared command of B Company with his wife, she wondered? Oh well, thought Maddy, sheâd better try and be nice to her while Caro was off getting them both a cup of coffee. She didnât know much about the army, but she did know that pissing off her husbandâs bossâs wife was probably not a good thing.
âYouâll have to join the babysitting circle,â said Susie.
âBabysitting circle?â Maddy put Nathan and his chair on a nearby coffee table and flexed her arm to relieve the stiffness. Nate was no lightweight.
âJust about every married patch has one â the mums all get tokens for twelve hoursâ free babysitting from the other mums. We pay each other for babysitting in tokens â double tokens after midnight â and earn them back by repaying the favour. Easy, cheap and a fab way of getting to know other mums with kids. You donât have to join if you donât want to,â added Susie, although her tone of voice seemed to imply that this wasnât really an option.
âIt sounds great,â said Maddy hastily, hoping she sounded sufficiently enthusiastic, because she couldnât envisage ever again having the energy for an evening out with Seb. If she watched the news at ten she was staying up late.
âWeâve got a meeting at my place shortly. Iâll pop the details through your door. You can get to meet the other mums, see who youâd like to entrust with Nate. Make sure you come along.â
Maddy resisted the temptation to snap a salute and say âyes, maâamâ. It really wasnât an invitation but an order.
âAnd Iâll come round to see you soon â help you get settled in, answer any questions, sort you out with some committees you might want to join, that sort of thing.â
Committees⦠oh dear God, as if she didnât have enough on her plate with a colicky baby, a recent house move and Sebâs rowing training.
âAnyway,â said Susie, âI mustnât monopolise you.â And she drifted off. Maddy had the feeling sheâd escaped because there was someone else more interesting or more worthy of Susieâs attention.
Caro returned with their coffees. âCan I assume that Susieâs sorted you out with babysitting?â
Maddy nodded. She was still feeling shell-shocked. âThatâs one way of putting it,â she murmured.
âExcellent. But you can always ask me, if you need to have an hour or so to yourself. I mean it,â she added. âI love babies, so it would be a real pleasure.â
Maddy took a sip of her coffee. âCaro, promise me that, if you see me turning into some clone of Susie, youâll shoot me.â
Caro laughed. âSheâs not that bad.â
Maddy raised her eyebrows. âNo?â She recounted her conversation. âHonestly, what with her and Mrs N, Iâve got this feeling thereâs some sort of operation they do on wives once their husbands get to a certain rank, to insert a set of khaki genes into them. Donât these women want to do anything except advance their husbands? Iâve heard of career wives, but this is ridiculous.â
Caro nearly choked on her coffee. She looked about her. âI see your point. Itâs not universal though.â
âNo?â
âHonestly. Iâm modelling myself on a woman I met in Tidworth when we had a posting there. She came to my door when