simple.â
âMum!â
She starts up the car.
âAll right, all right. But just donât say anything embarrassing.â
âWhat do you mean?â she says. âLike tell her about the time you wet your pants in primary school.â
âYes!â
âYou want me to tell her that?â
âNo!â
She gives me a little smile. âIâm just joking, love. Trust me.â
I wish she hadnât said that.
Mum and I wait in the foyer. A couple of kids from school are close by, watching movie trailers. I try to hide behind my hand by slowly rubbing my forehead.
âBlinking hell,â I hear one boy say. âRossyâs date looks a bit old, donât ya reckon?â
The others laugh and I start rubbing my forehead with two hands.
Thereâs no sign of Ashleigh, so we wait. Just me and Mum. Talk about a foolproof way to catch loserâs disease.
Then a girl walks up to us. Sheâs wearing a mini-skirt and make-up.
Geez, I think, if my mum wasnât next to me Iâd make a move faster than a breakdancer. Sheâs hot.
âHi, Tone,â she says.
I do a double-take. Holy guacamole! Itâs Ashleigh. She looks a lot different when sheâs not wearing a school uniform.
Mum clears her throat.
âUmm, this is Mum. Mum, this is Ashleigh.â
Ashleigh puts out her hand. âHello, Mrs Ross. Lovely to meet you.â
Mum shakes her hand and says, âWow, cute and polite. Tell me, Ashleigh, what are you doing with my son?â
Mum! I yell inside my head.
Ashleigh laughs and says to me, âYour mumâs funny, like you.â
âYep. Hilarious,â I say.
Mum stands there with a big grin on her face.
âYou might want to hit the road soon,â I say to her. âThereâs really bad traffic around this time.â
She looks at her two-dollar watch. âBut itâs seven oâclock on a Friday night.â
âYep. Lots of movie traffic. It starts around 7.01.â
âAll right, then,â she says. âIâll leave you two lovebirds alone.â
I cringe. Being called âlovebirdsâ is so embarrassing. Iâd prefer âhoney bunniesâ.
âGoodbye, Ashleigh.â
âBye, Mrs Ross.â
They shake hands again.
âBye, Tony.â Mum leans in like sheâs expecting something. Surely sheâs not going to â¦
Smack!
Oh my God! She just kissed me on the cheek!
I feel like digging a giant hole and jumping in.
As she walks away I turn to see if anyone besides Ashleigh saw my mum smooch me on my big date. Across the room a boy puckers up and kisses the air, before laughing at me.
Itâs Kane.
Ashleigh goes to the toilet and I go to the candy bar. Kaneâs in the line beside me.
âGood to see youâve scored a kiss already , Rossy. From your mum.â
âShut up, Kane.â
âThis is your first date, isnât it? Nervous?â
âNah.â
âYou look it.â
I feel it, too. I try to change the subject. âWho are you here with?â
âUhh ⦠just hanging out with Lacey, you know? Doing a good deed for the family.â
âYeah, right.â
Although Lacey is only a year younger than us, sheâs still Kaneâs little sister. The thought of him sitting through a movie with her while Iâm on a hot date makes me feel better.
I order an extra-large popcorn and a frozen Coke for Ashleigh and me to share, but Iâm shocked when a pimply teenage boy in a stripy outfit tells me how much itâs going to cost.
âIs movie food made in a gold factory or something?â I ask him, emptying out my wallet.
He doesnât answer, just counts the cash. âSorry, kid. Youâre short.â
Darn!
âHey, Kane,â I mumble. âLend us some money? Iâll pay you tomorrow.â
He looks across at me. âThatâs what you said in Year Six when you scabbed off me for tuckshop.