heart.
We were okay. The biker was okay. No one was choking on their own blood, gasping as they struggled to breatheâ¦
And Calvinâwho had only the vaguest idea why my mother had that stupid rule about my not being allowed to ride in a car with a driver who was less than thirty years oldâhad no clue that I was about to pass out from fear.
âAll right. I think Iâve had enough almost-heart-attacks for one day,â Calvin quipped with a laugh.
âDonât joke,â I said sharply, unable to keep myself from glancing nervously at Calvinâs chest, because I knew he had the heart health of a seventy-year-old man. âThatâs not funny.â
He stopped laughing.
âSky?â he finally said, watching the road as he droveâslowly and carefully this time. âSometimes people suck. Things suck. A lot of it really sucks.â He glanced at me, his eyes so serious I had to look down. âAnd when that happens, after youâve exhausted all your resources, the only thing you have left is laughter.â He pulled into the school and slugged his car into Park. âAnd in this life, I plan to laugh my damn ass off.â
Chapter Five
And then it was Friday.
It was a normal enough school day, followed by more fruitless searching for Sasha, made worse by the fact that Calvin now believed what the police believedâthat the little girl was dead, murdered by her own father.
Iâd had a typically strained dinner with Mom, then escaped to Calvinâs to watch a movieâafter which weâd set off in search of chocolate to make those stupid sâmores. And weâd ended up taking that ill-fated trip across the tracks to Harrisburg.
To the SavâAâBuck.
Previously, in Skylarâs weirdly messed-up life, she and her bestie ventured into a grocery store in a super-low-rent part of town, where they were threatened at gunpoint by a large-bosomed female contortionist wearing designer shoes. Facing a hideous and somewhat embarrassing death-by-crazy-lady, they were rescued at the last second by a height-challenged super-girl with a blond pixie cut, a red leather motorcycle jacket, and an industrial-strength death glare.
Yeah.
And as if all that wasnât freakishly weird enough, after disarming and karate-chopping the crazy killer-clown-lady into submissive unconsciousness, Motorcycle Girl somehow knew my name.
âWay to protect Tiny Tim here, Sky,â sheâd said.
I looked at Calvin and he looked back at me, equally disturbedâso much so that the Tiny Tim insult didnât penetrate. Or maybe he was still too stunned to speak. Iâm pretty sure I was in shock too.
âWhat were you waiting for?â the girl asked me, genuinely annoyed. âA sign from God? News flash! Sheâs a little too busy with the real important shit to put in an appearance in this craphole.â
She marched over to a stack of red plastic shopping baskets and yanked one off the top so she could�
Grocery shop. Seriously.
There were quite a few things I wanted to do after nearly getting shot to death in the SavâAâBuck by a murderous trophy wife from hell. Using the nearest bathroom so as not to add the awfulness of pee-pee pants to my swamp butt was high on my list. But food shopping?
Motorcycle Chick inspected a little box of tuna before throwing it into her basket. And then she stepped over the former Little Miss Sunshine before heading to aisle seven, her biker boots click-clacking on the industrial tile floor.
The rest of the store had completely cleared out by then, the shoppers and the store clerks stampeding through the front doors in a flurried panic. I could see peopleâs headlights through the windows of the store as they peeled out of the parking lot in a hurry.
I still couldnât move. I had to be in shock.
Cal placed a shaky hand on my arm. âDude,â he said, staring down at the security guard and the