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    Fr: Jane Harris
    Re: What is up with this?

    Yeah. What was UP with that, anyway? Why is Cal so… bossy?

    J
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    To: Jane Harris
    Fr: Holly Caputo
    Re: What is up with this?

    Mark says it’s because Cal has an enormous you know what.

    Holly
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    To: Holly Caputo
    Fr: Jane Harris
    Re: What is up with this?

    Head?

    J
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    To: Jane Harris
    Fr: Holly Caputo
    Re: What is up with this?

    No, you idiot. You KNOW what I mean.

    Holly
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    To: Holly Caputo
    Fr: Jane Harris
    Re: What is up with this?

    Wait. WHAT??? SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!

    J
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    To: Jane Harris
    Fr: Holly Caputo
    Re: What is up with this?

    Mark swears it’s true. He says Cal has always been supremely self-confident because of the enormity of his you know what. Well, at least up until that model broke his heart and all.

    Holly
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    To: Holly Caputo
    Fr: Jane Harris
    Re: What is up with this?

    You are making that up. About his you know what, I mean.

    J
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    To: Jane Harris
    Fr: Holly Caputo
    Re: What is up with this?

    Um. Have YOU seen him sit with his legs crossed?

    Holly
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    To: Holly Caputo
    Fr: Jane Harris
    Re: What is up with this?

    That doesn’t mean—Oh, my God, you ARE serious.

    J
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    To: Jane Harris
    Fr: Holly Caputo
    Re: What is up with this?

    Apparently, despite his ex-wife’s desertion on what was to be their first wedding anniversary, he has every reason in the world to feel quite pleased with himself.

    Does THAT make you think a little more fondly of him?

    Holly
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    To: Holly Caputo Fr: Jane Harris
    Re: What is up with this?

    NO!!! Size doesn’t matter, and you know it.

    Well, not that much.

    She really left him on their first anniversary?

    J
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    To: Jane Harris
    Fr: Holly Caputo
    Re: What is up with this?

    He came home from work, preparing to change clothes and take her out for an evening of celebration, and found a note. She’d had movers in while he was at the office. They took everything. Except the cat.

    Holly
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    To: Holly Caputo
    Fr: Jane Harris
    Re: What is up with this?

    They had a CAT????

    J
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    To: Jane Harris
    Fr: Holly Caputo
    Re: What is up with this?

    It was her cat. She left it with Cal because her new boyfriend was allergic. Cal took care of it for almost a year, hoping Valerie would change her mind and come back. But she didn’t. So Cal got himself assigned to Iraq.

    Holly
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    To: Holly Caputo
    Fr: Jane Harris
    Re: What is up with this?

    What happened to the CAT?????

    J
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    To: Jane Harris
    Fr: Holly Caputo
    Re: What is up with this?

    Oh. The cat died right before he decided to leave. Of cancer. Mark says he isn’t sure which left Cal more brokenhearted—his wife leaving him, or the cat dying.

    Holly
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    To: Holly Caputo
    Fr: Jane Harris
    Re: What is up with this?

    You are such a liar. You made that whole thing up about the cat dying. What really happened to it?

    J
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    To: Jane Harris
    Fr: Holly Caputo