lamp up somewhere else, if you want.â
Balloons fill the TV screen; the crowd cheers. It is time for thehalftime show. Amy and Herbert race back up from the basement, and Ellen hears the sound of metal being dragged across concrete, then the thump -rest- thump -rest as James jerks the tree up the stairs.
â Got -dammit!â
âHowâs it look?â she asks the kids.
Herbert says, âBig.â
Amy says, âGreen.â
âWhere the hell am I going to set my paper?â Fritz says, just as James and the tree burst out of the stairwell in an explosion of painted bark and plastic needles. The tree is a vivid, neon green, strangled in wide ropes of gold and silver tinsel. Red glass balls glisten like wounds. The angel at the top is missing a wing, and one of her eyes is askew.
âItâs already decorated,â Ellen says.
âLess work this way,â James pants. âYou just bring it up, no hassles.â
âOh,â she says, and he jams it between Fritz and Mary-Margaretâs chairs, in the space where the end table used to be. It is so tall that the angel is pushed flat against the ceiling. The smell of the basement fills the room: moist concrete, mildew.
âSome of the ornaments are broken,â Amy says.
âLook, thereâs a spider,â Herbert says. âYuk.â
âThereâs another one,â Amy says.
âNo problem,â James says. âWeâll just pick off the broken ornaments, and as for the spidersâ¦â
He disappears into the bathroom and comes back with the Lysol. PINE SCENTED , it says in bold letters across the side. âThatâs expensive,â Mary-Margaret says, but James opens fire on the tree. Spiders drop from the branches and scuttle across the moss-colored carpet. Amy and Herbert stomp most of them.
âThere,â James says. His eyes water through the Lysol, and the angelâs skewed eye seems to be watering, too.
âI donât like this Christmas tree,â Herbert says.
âCome on, now,â James says, sounding playful, but showing too many teeth. âIsnât this the best Christmas tree weâve ever had?â
It is the ugliest Christmas tree Ellen has ever seen. The tree forms a perfect triangle, and the metal trunk is painted a smooth, artificial brown, the color of tree trunks in childrenâs books. Real trees are lopsided, too fat in the middle, skinny on top. Real trees have bald spots, ragged trunks, rough edges.
âHow am I going to read my goddamn paper without the lamp, thatâs what I want to know,â Fritz says.
âFor heavenâs sake, Iâll set up your lamp on the other side,â Ellen says.
âYou forgot the cotton,â Mary-Margaret says.
âThe mice got into it,â James says. âPa, Iâll set some traps down there if you want.â
âThereâs no mice in that basement,â Fritz says. âThereâs no goddamn mice any place in this house.â
âWhatâs the cotton for?â Ellen asks.
James gives her a funny look. âSnow,â he says. âYou know, you put the cotton under the tree so it looks like snow, and then you set the presents on it. Pa, itâs crawling with mice down there. Why donât you let me set some traps?â
Fritz stands up, hoists his pants; Jamesâs face goes gray.
âCâmon, Pa,â James says softly. âI donât mean nothing by it.â
âWe donât need to have snow,â Ellen says, trying to smooth things over.
But Fritz is suddenly angry. âWhat,â he says, and he snaps off the TV, âit ainât good enough for you, Jimmy? It ainât good enough for you here?â
âPa, I didnât mean that.â
âYou think you can do better you are welcome to leave right now and take the rest of âem with you and all their goddamn commotion. Bringing up this nonsense,â he says, and