tempting and filling finger foods, and let everyone nibble.
Most of these make fabulous party foods, too. The word âdietâ will not cross your guestsâ minds.
CHEESE CRACKERS
You can do this with ârealââi.e., unprocessedâcheese, and it will come out crisp and delicious. But thereâs something about the deluxe processed American that puffs up in a remarkably cracker-y way.
1 slice American cheeseâthe deluxe stuff
YIELD: 1 serving 70 calories; 6 g fat; 4 g protein; 0 g carbohydrate; 0 g dietary fiber per serving
Coat a microwavable plate with nonstick cooking spray, and lay the cheese on it. Microwave for 60 to 75 seconds. Let it cool a minute or so, peel it off the plate, and eat. If youâd like more cracker-y-size crackers, cut the cheese into quarters before you nuke it.
NACHO CHEESE CRISPS
Here we have proof that the flavor of processed snack foods does not lie in the carbs. Cheesy-spicy-crunchy good!
1 cup (115 g) shredded Cheddar cheeseâwith no additives
1 / 2 teaspoon garlic powder
1 / 2 teaspoon onion powder
1 / 4 teaspoon cayenne, or to taste
YIELD: 4 servings 116 calories; 9 g fat; 7 g protein; 1 g carbohydrate; trace dietary fiber per serving
Put the shredded cheese in a bowl and sprinkle the seasonings over the top, tossing as you go.
Coat a microwavable plate with nonstick cooking sprayâI used a salad-size plate. Put about 1 / 4 cup (30 g) of cheese on the plate, and nuke on high for 2 to 3 minutes, or until youâve got a crispy disk that looks sort of like an orange surface of the moon. Let it cool a minute or two, loosen it from the surface of the plate by sliding a knife underneath, and cook another batch. I had to respray the plate between batches.
PEPPERONI CHIPS
Got a crunchy craving? I love these pepperoni chips! Dip them in whipped cream cheese. Theyâd be good crumbled over a salad, too.
1 ounce (28 g) pepperoni slices
YIELD: 1 serving 141 calories; 12 g fat; 6 g protein; 1 g carbohydrate; 0 g dietary fiber per serving
Lay your pepperoni slices on a microwavable plate, and nuke them for 60 to 90 seconds, or until crisp. That is all.
CHICKEN CHIPS
Every time I mention Chicken Chips online I get demands for the recipe. As you can see, itâs super-simple. If you love crispy chicken skin, this is the ultimate low-carb snack.
Chicken skinâhowever much you have on hand
Salt, to taste
Preheat oven to 350°F (180°C, or gas mark 4). Spread your chicken skin flat on your broiler rack. Throw in any chunks of fat, too. Bake them until theyâre brown and crisp, at least 20 minutes. Season them with salt to taste.
I have no way of knowing the exact nutrition count on these, since I canât find a listing for just chicken skin. Nor do I know how much of the fat in them cooks out, exactly. I know theyâre high in fat, and also in gelatin, which is very good stuff. I have my local specialty butcher shop save me 10 pounds (4.5 kg) or so of skin at a time. (Hereâs a shout-out to the Butcherâs Block in Bloomington, Indianaâyou guys rock!) Then I freeze it in sandwich-size resealable plastic bags; they hold just about enough to cover the broiler rack.
Donât forget to pour the rendered chicken fat into a jar for cooking! Thatâs schmaltz, one of the most beloved fats in Jewish cuisine.
BUTTER-CINNAMON CRISPIES
For everyone who misses cinnamon graham crackers, cinnamon rollsâcinnamon anything. I know it sounds odd, but try these. They really are remarkably good.
3 tablespoons (45 g) butter
2 to 3 tablespoons (30 to 45 g) powdered erythritol *
1 / 4 teaspoon ground cinnamon
3 1 / 2 ounces (100 g) plain pork rinds or skins
* Alternative Sweeteners
2 to 3 tablespoons (3 to 4.5 g) Splenda
2 to 3 tablespoons (6 to 9 g) Stevia in the Raw
YIELD: 5 servings 169 calories; 13 g fat; 12 g protein; trace carbohydrate; trace dietary fiber per serving
Preheat oven to 350°F (180°C, or gas