whacked, you stay whacked. Honor system.â
âThatâs right, Marcia.â Rick nods. âAnd remember, everyone, dead men donât talk. You know who did you, you keep mum on pain of excommunication from the Guild.â
Alex smiles again. âYou manage to stay alive? Different matter. Itâs all about finding the Killer. We meet here every weekend for a Summoning. We hang out. We talkââ
âWe par-tay!â Roger, one of the Journeymen, shouts, and everyone cheers.
âWe vote.â Alexâs words cut through the revelry. âEvery weekend, everyone still in the Game casts a vote. If you know who the Killer is, write the name down. If you donât, write something else downâMickey Mouse, Ezra, or âI donât know.ââ He claps a hand to his chest. âI read the votes. Iâm the only one who gets to see. If you guess right, the Killer is exposed, you win. You guess wrong, youâre dead and out of the game.â
Rick picks up the ball again. âThe Killer can Kill as often or as little as they want, but donât be a mug and bore us to death. Make your Kills entertaining. Give us something to talk about.â He looks down at us, struggling to cross his muscled arms over his broad chest. âYes, if you can get your victim on their own, you can do anything you wantâshoot âem with a water pistol, stab them with a rubber knife, whatever. But itâs much more fun to do stuff in public. I knowâI know weâre not supposed to let the Game be âdisruptive to school lifeâââhe flicks his stubby fingers as quotation marksââbut give us all a show, wonât you? Itâs what we deserve.â
The Elders and Journeymen all laugh in agreement.
âDonât go slapping little red skull stickers on people!â
âDonât be that doof that puts a note on someoneâs desk saying âBoom!ââ
âIf the Killer IMs me with âYouâre Dead,â Iâm totally giving them up.â
âOh no, thatâs been done and doner!â
Marcia cuts in, âWe outlawed that one officially. Itâs a yawn. Check your book.â
âYeah, read it thoroughly,â Alex intones. âNo-nos are all in the bookâpaint guns, no; fireworks, no. No computer viruses and nothing thatâs going to hurt anyone or give Ezra cause to call the antiterrorist squad. Keep it classy. Put an alarm clock in a hollowed-out book or pop a frigginâ balloon, but donât get our Game stopped, or you lose, big time.â He waggles a finger at us.
Marcia winds her hair into a thick rope with one hand. âThe only major rule we havenât mentioned is that Killing more than one person at a time is not allowed; youâre a serial Killer, not a mass murderer. Other than that, go crazy.â
Iâm beginning to get serious anxiety that Iâll be the Killer. What pressure.
Alex continues, âSo be safe, be clever, and be exclusive. And remember, although your victim is sworn to secrecy, the best Killers are secret. Itâs so much more satisfying if you can be the ninja you were born to be and get in and out without being seen.â
Rick glares at us. âQuestions?â
âNope. Crystal clear, mâdear.â Becky smiles at Rick. I almost laugh out loud as he struggles not to melt under her gaze.
âWhat if no one guesses the Killer?â Beside me, Emily stretches her long legs out on the rug.
Alex checks out her legs, then answers her. âThe Game goes on until there are only three people left, Killer included. A final Summoning and vote is scheduled at the earliest opportunity. The Killer then has to choose to try and Kill the others quickly before the Summoning or take their chancesâgo to the final vote and hope nobody guesses itâs them.â
We all take this in. I make a promise to myself that Iâll be in the