it over my arm. There are
lots of people bustling round me. There’s a security guard too but he’s
looking the other way. When I’m sure no eyes are on me I slip it under my
jacket. Now be cool. I concentrate on looking normal but feel anything but. Cheeks
warming, pulse jumping, heart a flutter. I look at a red hot mini-dress that I
would wear if only I had a place to wear it to. Then I see some baby blue
pedal pushers, sweet, soft, not really me. Then a pair of bright pink jeans
that I would make a real statement in but they are just too expensive and
tagged. All the time my heart’s beating faster and my face is getting hotter. I
think enough is enough and I walk out. My heart is pounding as I go out the
door and I anticipate an alarm going off or a hand clamping down on my
shoulder. But nothing. I calm a little but still a buzz with excitement. I
head straight to the toilets to tear out the labels then hide it on me, tucking
it round my belly into my waistband. Before I do this, I try it on. It’s a
little bit big, a bit baggy. But it is very pretty and a shiny stretchy plum,
with lace down the centre and thin spaghetti straps that fall off my shoulder.
I think about whether I have the nerve to take it back and try to exchange it. I
think no, absolutely not. I’ve tested my luck enough for one day. That’s me
done. But I can see the reason why people get addicted to this kind of thing. It’s
a drug-free high, but still illegal. I love danger and I of all people, with the
most addictive personality could easily be getting hooked on something like
this. It’s the fear in me that stops it. I am scared of getting caught. It
would upset my mum just too much. She thinks I’m gold. Her buttercup. I’m
not a dirty thief, that’s for sure. She thinks of thieves like scum, all the
same. I think there are subtle differences. People who burgle homes yeah scum
outright, but grafting from a big brand department store or eating sweets from
the pick and mix, surely that’s a different thing.
I skip around the shopping centre with a smile so
broad I can barely keep myself from laughing. But I do. I don’t want people
to think I’ve escaped from a nuthouse. I’d probably end up arrested anyway. I
look in a few more shops. I see some silly flower power rings and jangly bangles
in one, and then some beautiful but expensive diamond rings I could never ever
afford in a hot lit window. Eventually I feel I’m done and I head to the
mini-market to get the shopping I set out for. I hope a basket will be big enough.
The light is incredibly bright. I feel fluorescent and hot, especially with
the stolen goods, like a built-in hot water bottle round my belly. I quickly
get a loaf of white bread, two pints of milk, four packets of plain crisps, six
eggs, a pack of bacon, tin of beans, a litre of orange juice, one box of chocolate
finger biscuits, one packet of custard creams, a family-sized bar of chocolate,
cigarettes and spearmint gum. Then I remember to go back in to get Benny’s rolling
papers.
When I get back to the flat I hear Benny talking loud on
his phone. I listen in as I pack stuff away in the kitchen and wash up a few
cups and bowls in the sink. I think it must be Tobes. Then Benny starts
talking all koochi-coo. He must be talking to Demi. I don’t get jealous. I
don’t care. I would never tell Benny this, but I don’t really Love him.
I love him, sort of, for company, for sex, but if I found out he was cheating,
I wouldn’t really care. A part of me would be hurt but I would be more worried
what I might catch. I would never ever tell him some of the things I get up
to, Jon, for example. I think Benny wouldn’t tell me everything he’s up to. Maybe
we’re making fools of each other but somehow it works. I think there must be a
lot of couples like us. I don’t know. I’ve never truly felt what
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