his hands. To his eternal amusement, he had been declared dead andread his own obituary in a café in Venice, a fact he often mentioned in interviews.
âAnother,â he said to the bartender.
âOne sec,â the bartender said, holding up a finger as she turned to rummage through the cardboard boxes of unopened bottles of gin, tequila, vodka, whiskey, and rum.
Charlie grasped for something to say to Cyanin, but his thoughts were hijacked by the memory of Vernon referring to Cyanin as obsequious when Charlie tried to initiate small talk while waiting for the elevator. âHeâs still an obsequious presence at nightclubs.â Vernon had meant âubiquitous.â The malapropism had plagued him, a catch in his throat that surfaced as he stood side by side with Cyanin. To his relief, Cyanin paid him no attention, staring straight ahead until a murderous shriek broke his trance. A woman grabbed Cyanin and kissed him on the lips. Cyanin pulled back, pretending offense.
âIs that a promise or a reprimand?â he asked, oozing a phony charm.
The woman hiccupped loudly and then proceeded not to be embarrassed when it was discovered that sheâd mistaken Cyanin for her ex-husband, a bond trader for Salomon Brothers. âYou actually donât look a thing like him,â she said.
âHeâs a very lucky man,â Cyanin said, swiping his fresh drink from the bar without breaking conversation. Charlie grabbed his vodka tonic as well, pointedly thanking the bartender, and turned away from Cyanin to face a platoon of thirsty partygoers impatiently questing for another drink.
âI loved your book,â a bespectacled man said.
âExcuse me?â Charlie said. The vodka began massaging his brain.
âI said I loved your book,â the man repeated, the scent of whiskey on his breath. Charlie noticed the man teetering slightly in his tasseled loafers. âI thought the characterizations were ⦠real and the story ⦠believable,â the man said.
Charlie smiled, nodding as the man continued to praise whatever book he was referring to.
âIs it hard to write a book like that?â the man asked.
âYes,â Charlie said. âVery hard. Harder than youâd think.â
âIâm Peter Kline,â the man said. âIâm with the
Times
.â
Charlie suspected Kline wouldnât remember the conversation and indulged him, grateful for someone to talk to.
âWhat I really liked was the way you couldnât tell if the main characterâwhat was his name again?â Kline exhaled a stream of sour breath as he fumbled.
âIâm sorry,â Charlie said. âIâm deaf in one ear. What did you say?â
âThe main character in
The Vegetable King
,â Kline said. âHis name is escaping me.â
âNick Banks,â Charlie said.
âI liked the way you couldnât tell if Nick Banks was really doing those murders, or if they were all just his imagination,â Kline said.
Charlie sipped his drink, annoyed. âYou couldnât tell? Thought it was obvious.â
Kline didnât register the barb. âThis is some party,â he said. âLots of celebs. Saw you with Jeremy Cyanin over there by the bar. Your partner in crime, eh?â Kline winked conspiratorially. âHe says you donât like your picture taken.â
Charlie smiled sheepishly. âJust doesnât seem like a good idea,â he said. The cadence of Vernonâs speech had been indelibly recorded in Charlieâs brain, and he contorted his mouth to imitate the smirk heâd seen Vernon employ when heâd asked him the same question.
Kline winked again, making a gun with his fingers. âGotcha. Lots of nut jobs out there.â The commotion around a handstand by an attractive woman whose dress gathered down around her shoulders obscured Klineâs good-bye as he joined the tributary of people
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