should be able to afford Chinese for dinner, if youâre still up for it.â
âI just need to shut down for the day.â
âGo ahead. Iâll do the same. We can go up through the kitchen.â
In his office, Fox shut down his computer, shouldered his briefcase, then tried to remember exactly what state his apartment might be in.
Uh-oh. He realized heâd just hit another area at which he remained twelve.
Best not to think about it, he decided, since it was too late to do anything about it. Anyway, how bad could it be?
He walked into the kitchen where Mrs. Hawbaker kept the coffeemaker, the microwave, the dishes sheâd deemed appropriate for serving clients. He knew she kept cookies in there, because he raided them routinely. And her vases, boxes of fancy teas.
Whoâd stock cookies when Mrs. H deserted him? Wistfully, he turned when Layla came in.
âShe buys the supplies with the proceeds from the F-word jar in my office. I tend to keep that pretty well funded. I guess sheâs told you.â
âA dollar for every F-word, honor system. Since Iâve seen your jar, Iâd say youâre pretty free with the F-word, and honorable about it.â Heâs so sad, she thought, and it made her want to cuddle him, to stroke the messy, waving hair. âI know youâre going to miss her.â
âMaybe sheâll come back. Either way, life moves.â He opened the door to the stairway. âI might as well tell you since Mrs. H doesnât deal with my apartment, and in fact, refuses to go up here since an unfortunate incident involving oversleeping and neglected laundry, itâs probably a mess.â
âIâve seen messes before.â
But when she stepped up from the tidy office kitchen into Foxâs personal one, Layla understood sheâd underestimated the definition of mess.
There were dishes in the sink, on the counter, and on the small table that was also covered with what appeared to be several days of newspapers. A couple boxes of cereal (did grown men actually eat Cocoa Puffs?), bags of chips, a bottle of red wine, some bottles of condiments, and an empty jug of Gatorade fought for position on the short counter beside a refrigerator all but wallpapered with sticky notes and snapshots.
There were three pairs of shoes on the floor, a battered jacket slung over one of the two kitchen chairs, and a stack of magazines towered on the other.
âMaybe you want to go away for an hour, or possibly a week, while I deal with this.â
âNo. No. Is the rest this bad?â
âI donât remember. I can go check beforeââ
But she was already stepping over shoes and into the living room.
It wasnât as bad, he thought. Not really. Deciding to be proactive, he moved by her and began to grab up the debris. âI live like a pig, I know, I know. Iâve heard it all before.â He stuffed an armload of discarded clothes into the neglected hall closet.
Sheer bafflement covered her face, coated her voice. âWhy donât you hire a housekeeper, someone to come in once a week and deal with this?â
âBecause they run away and never come back. Look, weâll go out.â It wasnât embarrassmentâhey, his placeâas much as fear of a lecture that had him snatching up an empty beer bottle and a nearly empty bowl of popcorn from the coffee table. âWeâll find a nice, sanitary restaurant.â
âI roomed with two girls in college. I had to call in the Hazmat team at the end of the semester.â She picked up a pair of socks from a chair before he could get there, then handed them to him. âBut if thereâs a clean glass I could use some of that wine.â
âIâll put one in an autoclave.â
He grabbed more on his way back to the kitchen. Curious, Layla looked around the room, tried to see beyond the disarray. The walls were actually a very nice sagey shade of