shoulders, of the superlative mammary bundle she swung like searchlights) was as mottled as her hair. Its chief tone was whiteâthe white of a corpse or a toadstool. Around her elbows, dished in the dimples of fat like lilypads in pools, were veritable planetariums of freckles. (Red, white, and blue, Ben thought, surrendering, his dull clutch on reality in the presence of such incarnate fantasy.) He had seen Dolores before. Once he had shared a coffee break with her and Leslie between his morning calls. He had simply never seen her dressed up.
âDonât introduce me,â she said breathlessly, over her shoulder to him. He thought it would have been sheer impertinence to try. One way or another, his friends would recognize her as she made her triumphant way down the steps and straight across to the bar.
He went ahead of her and came up to the other side of the formica counter as she landed both elbows like twin, erotic blimps on its damp surface. Without lowering his gaze from her smile, he tried to count the rings on her dimpled hands. He counted eight, three of them engagement rings of a size that had disappeared with the stock market crash. âHoney, make me something that will catch me up,â she said. He noticed the pallor of her gums inside the crashing scarlet of her lips.
Then Leslie was on her, hugging the huge, old mottled shoulders above the leopard-skin silk of her overfilled summer dress. An orphan pink pig on the great sow of the world.
âYouâve got some good heads here tonight,â Dolores rumbled. âDonât you introduce me to anyone , sweetheart. Now, let me take my time now and look around .â
Leslie slipped onto the bar stool beside her. âTheyâre all talking about emphysemas and psittacosises now,â she said conspiratorially. âSome of them are. Our parties always start dull. But you wait.â
âWait? What are you talking about? I just got here. Donât be in such a hurry, love.â
âNo. But I want to be sure.â
âThat I have a good time?â What a vain worry. Dolores shrugged. She had come to have a good time, hadnât she?
âLeslie wants you to have had a good time,â Ben said. âThe party will only be real to her tomorrow when she remembers it.â
All at once, for the first time Dolores had ever seen the self-assurance wilt, Leslie looked like a child caught in social error. She sagged toward Ben. âAh, am I really like that?â
âOf course not,â he said. âYouâre Leslie.â
âIâm me, all right,â she said, disposing of that grief like garbage on a paper plate and instantly brightening on a new tack. âDolores, there are all sorts here. Youâll find someone to amuse you. A minute ago Sue Wilder was telling the stupidest story. Really. About a female chimpanzee who tried to seduce the keeper in her zoo.â
Dolores bellowed happily.
âNo, no,â Leslie insisted, putting her fingers in the soft crook of a fat elbow, âit wasnât a joke. Thatâs what was so funny about it. She insisted sheâd read it âin a book.â You know how some people will say theyâve read something in a book to make it seem authoritative. Well, this female chimpanzee would look very mournful whenever the keeper got in the cage. That didnât work. So she began to tug at his hand. Then sheâd lie down and point .â
âNot so loud,â Ben said.
âYou think Sueâd be offended? But itâs about a chimpanzee.â
The way she inflected her protest made it perfectly clear that she suspected Sue of disguised autobiography. Husband and wife trembled delicately with the same laughter. Like acrobats balancing on opposite ends of a bamboo pole, up on a very high wire.
âWhat I donât like about the story,â Dolores said, âis itâs clear that the damn zoo keeper must have been the one who told.