pot or something.
âJosh, can we go now?â
âNot yet.â
âI have to pee.â
âSo go pee.â
I twist around, looking for the bathroom, then spot it. Someone pulls the door open, and I briefly get a clear view inside, where a guy is standing at a urinal, peeing. I decide holding it is a better choice.
I look at Josh again. Heâs checking his watch.
âWhy are we here?â I ask.
âPart of the Quest. So you know what itâs like. So you know how to behave in a place like this.â
Right. Of course. Just the skill I need for my bar mitzvah.
Josh is examining me.
âWhat?â
âClothes,â he says, like heâs added something to a list.
âWhat? What about them?â
Heâs not looking at me or listeningâback to scanning the crowd.
âIs this a dive bar?â
He chuckles. âA dive bar? Clearly youâve never been to a real dive bar.â
âUm, Iâve never been to
any
bar. Iâm
thirteen.
â
âStop looking around like everyone is going to murder you. These are not meth dealers. Theyâre all normal people. They go to school or have jobs.â
âLike the guy who bit your ear off.â
âHmm.â He thinks about it for a moment. âNo, I think heâs a meth dealer.â
âJesus.â
âLook, relax. Act like you belong here. You act confident, like everything is cool, like youâre supposed to be here, and no one will bother you. Remember that. Thatâs a good general rule.â
You hear that, everyone? When youâre thirteen and youâre in a bar and itâs near midnight and thereâs drug dealers with Mohawks who bite peopleâs ears off, just act like youâre supposed to be there, and everything will be fine.
âJosh, Iâm not sure thatââ I begin, but heâs walking off abruptly, heading back toward the bar. I can see him as he steps up to it and addresses the bartender.
A she. An attractive she, wearing a tight tank top, her dark hair drawn back in a ponytail. I didnât notice her before, and realize she must have just started her shift. And then I realize that sheâs why weâre really here.
Theyâre talking. They know each other. They more than know each other. Heâs holding her hand across the bar, and sheâs laughing, shaking her head. Even from where I am I can see her say
no,
and then
no
a few more times, still laughing, and then
no
again, growing more serious. Josh says something. I can see her saying
Josh
. . .
She breaks off and takes someoneâs drink order. Sheâs still talking with Josh as she pours a drink and gets someone a beer, shaking her head and frowning as Josh says something back to her. Another guy tries to get her attention, and Josh holds out his hand to him without looking at him, gesturing for him to wait. The guy says something back to Josh, and now Josh turns, and Iâm getting nervous again. Josh says something. The other guy takes a step back, holding up his hands, mollifying Josh. Josh is still trying to talk to the bartender. Sheâs trying not to talk to him. The guy Josh threatened is rolling his eyes, sharing a laugh with his friends, like,
Can you believe this guy?
I donât blame him.
Josh,
I can see the bartender say, pointing at him, and then she launches into what looks to be a lecture, cutting him off with an open hand or a finger in the air each time he tries to interrupt her. Then she finishes and turns from him to a customer, all smiles again, and itâs like sheâs slammed a door in Joshâs face. The conversation is over.
Josh spins away from the bar and stalks toward the exit and disappears through the doors. It takes me a second to realize that heâs leaving for real and heâs leaving me behind. I start toward the door, and suddenly the room seems crowded again, people blocking my path and slowing me down, and I