Free Minecraft: Diary of a Minecraft Zombie Book 4: Zombie Swap (An Unofficial Minecraft Book) (Minecraft, Minecraft Books, Minecraft Books for Kids, Minecraft Diary, Minecraft Handbook, Herobrine) by Herobrine Books Page A

smelling like my old self again.
    So the villager hands me a bar of what he called “SO-AP,” and handed me something called a “TA-WOOL,” then he tells me to go take something called a “SHA-WUR.” Then he pointed me to a place called the “BA-FROOM.”
    Man, I was getting dizzy just trying to remember it all.

    As I walked into the BA-FROOM, I walked past the mirror and I had to do a double-take.
    I got a chance to see my face, and boy was it weird.
    I had eyeballs, I had a nose, I had ears, and I had skin everywhere. I also had bits of hair on my chin.
    Then I opened my mouth and I saw that I had like a million teeth! I looked like a shark.
    Whoa.  What does Steve do with all of these teeth, anyway? I thought.
    I wonder if humans really do eat Zombies, like in the movies.

    Maybe I could practice being like Steve. So I tried making different faces…
    Man, I don’t know if I’ll be able to pull it off. But I’m going to try.
    So after I took my SHA-WUR, I went to bed.
    But I had a hard time sleeping because of my wet clothes…

Monday
    “Steve, hurry up, or you’re going to be late for school.” The villager said.
    Oh Man! Steve never mentioned anything about school!
    I thought mining and farming was going to be hard. But trying to fit in at a human school is going to be impossible.
    I mean, what do I wear? How do I act? What do I say to the other kids?
    Will they even like me? What if they find out I’m really a Zombie in a Steve meat suit?
    Man, I’ve only been a human for two days and my life is already filled with drama.

    I looked in the closet for clothes to wear and I couldn’t find any.
    I looked in the drawers and he had a bunch of the same shirts, and a bunch of the same pants.
    Man, I thought only Zombies did that.
    So I grabbed a shirt and pair of pants to put on.
    I had a hard time putting them on until the villager walked in on me.
    “Are you trying to put on new clothes on top of your old clothes?” The villager said. “You act like you’ve never worn clothes before.”
    After he walked out of the room I took off my old clothes, and I couldn’t believe what I saw…
    Steve’s skin totally covered his body!
    He didn’t have any holes, or patches where his guts hung out.
    You couldn’t reach in and play with his stomach, or his intestines, or his spine, like I could do with my Zombie body.
    Man, this is weird, I thought.
    Then I threw on some clothes, and I went to school.
    The village during the day was intense!
    There were villagers all over the place.
    Villagers in black robes, villagers in white robes, villagers in purple robes, and more.
    It was crazy!

    It’s a good thing that the school was in the village. It was real easy to find.
    But I thought the village was crazy. School was even crazier!
    There were all kinds of kids in this place. There were skinny ones, fat ones, tall ones, and short ones.
    And these kids weren’t wearing robes, they were wearing all kinds of crazy clothes.
    One kid looked like he was wearing a porcupine on his head.
    One girl looked like they used her face as a canvas for painting.
    And there were a bunch of other kids that were almost as big as Mutant, but they had skin on them. I think they said they played a game called FOOT-BALL.

    I even saw a Zombie at school!
    But he had more meat on him than the usual living dead.
    Maybe in Steve’s world Zombies eat tons of cake, I thought.

    The weirdest thing I saw was that all the kids just hung out with those kids that looked just like them.
    This was really different from my mob school back home.
    All the mobs at my school hang out with different mob kids all the time.
    That’s why me, Skelee, Slimey, and Creepy are best friends.
    But here, humans act really weird.

    I think I’m going to go home early today…

Tuesday Morning
    I was really weirded out by what I saw yesterday.
    I mean, all those humans in one place gave me the creeps.
    Not to mention, the smell!
    Not one kid smelled like rotten